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Old 04-10-2018, 04:42 PM
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Just checking in.

It appears we're still hosting the website on a Compaq 386.

I don't play World of Warcraft anymore.

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Old 04-10-2018, 04:56 PM
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How's the fam? How do I get out of jury duty?
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Old 04-10-2018, 09:55 PM
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Hey old man Bolvar! This place really isn't what it used to be.
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Old 04-11-2018, 08:16 AM
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Pfff, I dunno what to ask. Oh well lets try:

1. How's the farm life treating ya?

2. Who did you vote for in 2016?

3. Can I date your sister?
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:12 PM
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A fucking bot invades the first thread I post in months... typical...

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How's the fam? How do I get out of jury duty?
Good. Both my kids are teenagers now. I'm probably screwed.

Wear a political t-shirt to court. The wackier the better. Nothing less controversial than Bernie Sanders.

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Hey old man Bolvar! This place really isn't what it used to be.
I know. Performance issues affect a lot of people in their old age... SoL is no different.

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Pfff, I dunno what to ask. Oh well lets try:

1. How's the farm life treating ya?

2. Who did you vote for in 2016?

3. Can I date your sister?
1. I'm done with the farm life. Thank God.

2. Not Hillary.

3. I'll think about it.
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Old 04-12-2018, 06:49 PM
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Since you're done with the farm life, are you going to spend more time on the forums/Discord?
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:35 AM
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Since you're done with the farm life, are you going to spend more time on the forums/Discord?
Potentially. I miss the community, but I have been stupidly busy lately.
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Old 04-17-2018, 08:18 AM
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Tits or ass?
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Old 04-18-2018, 04:45 PM
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Tits or ass?
Bolvar has lived many years, and known many women.

Rare is the woman who is fit and has naturally occurring large breasts.

And fitness is the real key to satisfaction.

Fit girls with fine asses are a treasure. If you must, find one with aftermarket tits to go along with them.
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Old 04-19-2018, 08:31 AM
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How do I fix lordosis in my lumbar spine?
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Old 04-20-2018, 07:31 AM
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1.) What's your preferred number of Warp Nacelles?

2.) What prevents me from doing my own AMA thread, expectations of non-attendance aside?

3.) Truck or Monkey?




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Thighs.
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Old 04-23-2018, 07:50 AM
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How do I fix lordosis in my lumbar spine?
1. I'm not a doctor. You should probably see one.
2. Unfat yourself, if necessary. Follow Alexander Juan Antonio Cortes on Twitter.
3. Do deadlifts and squats. Start light - don't fuck yourself up.

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1.) What's your preferred number of Warp Nacelles?

2.) What prevents me from doing my own AMA thread, expectations of non-attendance aside?

3.) Truck or Monkey?


Thighs.
1. I always thought the 3-nacelle version of the futuristic Enterprise in "All Good Things" was pretty badass.
2. Absolutely nothing.
3. None of the above. But, if the proverbial gun is to my head, I'm selecting the item with reasonable resale value that I don't have to feed or clean up after or worry about autonomously flinging poo in my direction.

4. A well-sculpted ass is typically accompanied by nice thighs.
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Old 04-23-2018, 09:41 AM
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4. A well-sculpted ass is typically accompanied by nice thighs.
A true man of culture and good taste.
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:31 AM
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Lemonade or Limeade.
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Old 04-24-2018, 09:26 AM
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Lemonade or Limeade.
Bolvar doesn't drink anything with calories in it.
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Old 04-24-2018, 04:00 PM
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Bolvar doesn't drink anything with calories in it.
Ain't that the fucking truth.
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Old 04-24-2018, 05:39 PM
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Bolvar doesn't drink anything with calories in it.
What, not even booze?
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:49 PM
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What, not even booze?
You're right - I lied.

Irish whiskey 2-3x a week.

That's it for the liquid calories.
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Old 04-25-2018, 08:30 PM
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Old 04-26-2018, 01:46 AM
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Whenever I see the name of this thread I think of this scene:


Even though in there he says "three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds" and not five minutes.
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Old 04-27-2018, 09:19 AM
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Have you ever walked out of a movie?
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Old 04-27-2018, 10:00 PM
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Have you ever walked out of a movie?
I'm sure I have, but it's been so long I can't remember which one.
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Old 04-28-2018, 12:28 PM
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What skills do you think anyone should learn?

Do you have any pets? Can we see photos of them if they exist?
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What skills do you think anyone should learn?
1. Be on time. This means get up on time, get to work on time, and do what needs doing on time. Your life will be exponentially better if you do things in a timely fashion.
2. Be decisive. Fail fast if you have to fail. It's better than waiting for the failure to come to you.
3. Be productive. We're programmed to consume. Learn to produce instead. If you're watching netflix or playing video games or staring at your smartphone, you're consuming. Do less of that. Produce something - whether it's a novel or a clean load of laundry.

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Nope. Might consider a dog down the road.
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:26 PM
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Is there a particular brand of peanut butter you prefer over another?
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