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Old 09-07-2013, 07:19 PM
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Rule #whatever :

Quirn will act like a whiny bitch and play the victim card!

This is fun.
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Old 09-07-2013, 07:21 PM
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Rule #whatever :

Quirn will act like a whiny bitch and play the victim card!

This is fun.
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Old 09-07-2013, 07:29 PM
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Well, you know, every Alliance poster plays the victimisation card, apparently. So if we are the "poor little victims", are you the "big rich oppressors"?
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Old 09-07-2013, 07:45 PM
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Rule 4: All alliance posters are whiners

Rule 5: All posts about the alliance are whine posts. Even if you agree with them.
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All this faction bitching and people arguing with each other and it's Fojar of all people that comes in with reasonable positivity.
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Old 09-08-2013, 01:40 AM
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Rule 23: Lev's behavior can always be explained by a rule.
Rule 24: If there's no rule to explain Lev's behavior, create more rules.

Edit: This is said with uttermost respect. I <3 Lev.

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Old 09-08-2013, 07:15 AM
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And here I was thinking that rule 34 was "If you can think of it, Ijffdrie has written disturbing fanfiction/Saladrin has orc snuff porn/Soldrethar has furry beard porn/Xil has necrololi porn/Omacron has robot She Hulk porn of it."...

Rule 2) All beardless individuals are lesbians, or are bullied into beardlessness by them.
Rule 1) Lordaeron Lordaeron Lordaeron.
Rule 15) If it's a story problem, It's Kosak's fault. If it's a gameplay problem, it's Ghostcrawler's fault. For everything else, thanks Obama!
Rule 35 (fuck you, move the "is crazy" ones)) Everyone has ERP'd with Slywyn. No exceptions.
Rule 4) ARM is always right. No exceptions.
Rule 21) Rotal is German.
Rule 31) The longer a thread goes on, the more likely a Lady Gaga gif is to be posted.
Rule 45) C9H20 will work out which songs you picked for the playlist.
Rule 52) Any particularly awesome posts will be rewarded with a voucher for one night with Bolvar's sister.
Rule 18) Not sure if Portuguese.
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:16 AM
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Noooo, Rule 21 is about Lord Polskafus.

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Rule 35 (fuck you, move the "is crazy" ones)) Everyone has ERP'd with Slywyn. No exceptions.
Nobody would even know anything about that sort of thing if Omacron didn't tell us.

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Old 09-08-2013, 07:17 AM
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Rule 1) Lordaeron Lordaeron Lordaeron.
Agreed. This deserves to be the first rule.
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:20 AM
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Lordaeron belongs to the Republicans because LFR is welfare epics.
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:22 AM
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Rule №49: You have to agree with me, or I'll be very sad. Why would you want to make me sad? Do you hate me and love seeing me suffer?
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:24 AM
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Noooo, Rule 21 is about Lord Polskafus.


Nobody would even know anything about that sort of thing if Omacron didn't tell us.

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Hey, it's rule 21. It had to either involve a German, an Australian, or ignoring of orders. So I chose the German.

Also I fucking wish I could get someone to do anything vaguely sexual with me.

Rule 29) Any individuals of a noted liberal political viewpoint will have conservative viewpoints when discussing gameplay, for example, desiring harder gameplay and extra rewards for serious raiders/PVPers. The contrary will be true for political conservatives.
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:26 AM
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I didn't even know what ERP was before you guys taught me forbidden knowledge.
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:28 AM
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I didn't even know what ERP was before you guys taught me forbidden knowledge.
Exactly. Much more that it was some Slywyn meme or something.

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Hey, it's rule 21. It had to either involve a German, an Australian, or ignoring of orders. So I chose the German.
21 - 1921 - the end of Soviet-Polish War

You think I picked Rule 17 for the Communists for nothing?!
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:29 AM
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Rule №49: You have to agree with me, or I'll be very sad. Why would you want to make me sad? Do you hate me and love seeing me suffer?
Hey this looks familiar!

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Rule 29) Any individuals of a noted liberal political viewpoint will have conservative viewpoints when discussing gameplay, for example, desiring harder gameplay and extra rewards for serious raiders/PVPers. The contrary will be true for political conservatives.
Obligatory post about how it is because conservatives have other responsibilities like going to work.
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:33 AM
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Obligatory post about how it is because conservatives have other responsibilities like going to work.
This is going to be a rule too.
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:39 AM
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This is going to be a rule too.
Rule 39) Everyone who agrees with Bolvar is a sensible, mature adult with a good job/college education that they work hard to maintain. Everyone who disagrees with Bolvar is a whiny teenager whose parents never told them no, and lives off of benefits and weed.

And my Multi 21! Multi 21 Kir!
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:40 AM
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"Fojar is always bitter"

"Everything outside of Lordaeron shitstorms is irrelevant lore"

"Quirnheim is always butthurt and gets banned at least once a week"
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:45 AM
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Rule 39) Everyone who agrees with Bolvar is a sensible, mature adult with a good job/college education that they work hard to maintain. Everyone who disagrees with Bolvar is a whiny teenager whose parents never told them no, and lives off of benefits and weed.
Well the reverse is anyone that agrees with Bolvar is a uneducated redneck and anyone that disagrees is a super classy scientist.

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Old 09-08-2013, 07:58 AM
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Rule #69: You have permission to sleep with Bolvar's sister.
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Old 09-08-2013, 11:36 AM
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Rule 68 is that everyone but Bolvar's a liberal hippy.

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Old 09-08-2013, 11:51 AM
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I shall take credit for originating Rules 59/60, and thus beginning this whole meme of SoL Rules, and shall be content.
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Old 09-08-2013, 11:54 AM
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Rule 68 is that everone but Bolvar's a liberal hippy.
Liberals and hippies? Gross.
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Old 09-08-2013, 12:13 PM
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Rule Nr. 67: All X is Troll X
Rule Nr. 1: Everyone here besides Pory and Nazja are assholes.
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Old 09-08-2013, 12:15 PM
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Rule #whatever'sfree: Rotal is German.
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Old 09-08-2013, 12:17 PM
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Rule 16: Mods are Horde biased.

Rule 31: Females don't get special treatment.

Rule 33: Pori is the happiest guy on the forum.
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