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Old 12-01-2013, 05:03 PM
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This is the thread to talk about dudebro problems so Skytotem can talk about his lady issues without all you people stomping all over him!

Edit: A mod changed the topic symbol from a to a . I am sensitive to dudebro problems and don't give them a disapproving hand gesture!

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Old 12-01-2013, 05:07 PM
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:10 PM
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:12 PM
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Damn, being a white male sucks these days, amirite? Wish we could go back to when being white had actual benefits like owning people.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:14 PM
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My is too large. Just, like, ridiculously huge. It gets in the way at times and scares the local wildlife. Women look at me like I'm just a piece of meat and I'm suffering lower back problems. Help me guys, support circle this shit.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:16 PM
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My is too large. Just, like, ridiculously huge. It gets in the way at times and scares the local wildlife. Women look at me like I'm just a piece of meat and I'm suffering lower back problems. Help me guys, support circle this shit.
Not only is it a disgusting appendage; it's also a deadly weapon.
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Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato. Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The little room of Harry's chest as he walks with his teammates to the opening gate of his first Test of Cribbage. They are a rag-tag group of champions, this bunch, and with Harry, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day. Harry is a world laced with rivers of wizardly blood. He is ready.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:18 PM
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Why can't women be submissive as they were decades ago? Who is going to wash my clothes, and cook for me?

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Old 12-01-2013, 05:24 PM
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This is the thread to talk about dudebro problems so Skytotem can talk about his lady issues without all you people stomping all over him!
It's Machismo you dope!

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Damn, being a white male sucks these days, amirite? Wish we could go back to when being white had actual benefits like owning people.

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Old 12-01-2013, 05:36 PM
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Damn, being a white male sucks these days, amirite? Wish we could go back to when being white had actual benefits like owning people.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:54 PM
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I'm going to take this space and use it to complain about the babyface I always seem to get after shaving.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:57 PM
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Shouldn't you guys be scheduling a rally to protest women not having the draft or raise awareness for prostate cancer and the "disposable men" affect?
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:05 PM
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Shouldn't you guys be scheduling a rally to protest women not having the draft or raise awareness for prostate cancer and the "disposable men" affect?
Yeah. We need to make those females join the military!
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:13 PM
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Yeah. We need to make those females join the military!
Noice. The soldiers could use some decent cooks.
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:30 PM
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I thought you guys had issues about expendable males, custody battles, and stuff? Don't be shy. We care about your feelings and suffering here!
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Old 12-02-2013, 01:20 AM
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Now, you all kindly leave the feminism thread alone and whine all you want about women here.
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Old 12-02-2013, 01:44 AM
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This is the thread to talk about dudebro problems so Skytotem can talk about his lady issues without all you people stomping all over him!
Isn't Feminism about equality and not just "lady issues"?
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Old 12-02-2013, 02:39 AM
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Old 12-02-2013, 03:34 AM
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Old 12-02-2013, 04:42 AM
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Old 12-02-2013, 04:44 AM
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This thread.

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Old 12-02-2013, 09:19 AM
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Old 12-02-2013, 11:10 AM
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Old 12-02-2013, 11:16 AM
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I recognise two of those guys from Pokémon Y...
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Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

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Old 12-02-2013, 11:18 AM
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>In an elevator at a shopping complex
>Crowded and uncomfortable
>A young lady is standing next to me, looking noticeably rushed
>As the door opens to the floor where we are all getting off, I gesture for her to leave first
No.
No.
This one is wrong.
Bad.

If you are standing in front of a person and know he/she is exiting on the current floor, the polite thing to do is to step off the elevator so she/he has a path to the exit without having to press against your body. Then, if this isn't your floor, you can get back on the elevator afterward.

Do not force a lady to press her body against you and then flail your erect penis as she does so. That is rude.
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Old 12-02-2013, 11:33 AM
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No.
No.
This one is wrong.
Bad.

If you are standing in front of a person and know he/she is exiting on the current floor, the polite thing to do is to step off the elevator so she/he has a path to the exit without having to press against your body. Then, if this isn't your floor, you can get back on the elevator afterward.

Do not force a lady to press her body against you and then flail your erect penis as she does so. That is rude.
Seriously. Wait till she's past, then you flail your meatstick.
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