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Old 11-09-2017, 12:49 PM
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Default Stormwind Needs An Heir

Post your absurd (or serious) Anduin matchmaking theories here...

I'll start with Chromie. Because, why not fix him up with a dragon who moonlights as a gnome?
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Old 11-09-2017, 12:57 PM
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Post your absurd (or serious) Anduin matchmaking theories here...

I'll start with Chromie. Because, why not fix him up with a dragon who moonlights as a gnome?
Chromie or Wrathion with magical mpreg to literally seed playable Alliance drakonids.
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:05 PM
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Moira Bronzebeard-Thaurissan-Wrynn has a nice ring to it.
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:15 PM
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Thura Saurfang.
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:20 PM
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Let's do this!

Wrathion mixes his blood with Anduin's using the Mogu anima magic to create a son/daughter, done.

Now, realistically they could pair Calia with him, just retcon her age or something, who cares.
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:21 PM
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:21 PM
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I unironically support Anduin x Tess.
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Old 11-09-2017, 03:04 PM
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Probably Van Cleef's kid. Let's be real.

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Moira Bronzebeard-Thaurissan-Wrynn has a nice ring to it.
But this would be awesome. Moira as One True Queen Above All Lava.
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Old 11-09-2017, 03:11 PM
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Sylvanas is single, what better way to end the faction conflict ?
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Old 11-09-2017, 03:20 PM
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Couldn't he appoint an heir?
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Old 11-09-2017, 03:28 PM
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Couldn't he appoint an heir?
Make way motherfuckers, high queen Dornaa comin throo
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Old 11-10-2017, 10:47 AM
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Jaina to cement his rule as king. Also helps to bind Kul'tiras to the alliance. And her new model is amazing!
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Old 11-10-2017, 12:38 PM
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A normal and not yet known noble girl from Stormwind aristocracy. That's the best option I see.

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Old 11-10-2017, 02:22 PM
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Jaina's probably past her child-bearing years at this point, no?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:17 AM
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Anduin and Lorna. I know Blizzard is going to give him a wife or w/e, so why not her? Doesn't make sense to pair him with Vanessa Van Cleef due to her character.

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Old 11-11-2017, 12:23 AM
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Yrel and Anduin, making beautiful half breed light laser shooting babies.

Edit: Tess, Shandris, or Jaina make the most sense from an Alliance political point of view. All are daughters (or as close as possible) to the rulers of Alliance nations, and would strengthen the ties.

Though Shandris just suddenly reappearing to be married off would cause a backlash, im sure.

Edge case for Moira, I suppose, but I imagine Moira isnt very fond of the House of Wrynn, and seems to genuinely love the Dark Iron Emperor. Having a husband might jut get in the way of her plans.

With all marriages because of politics, love can come with time. Or murder. One of the two.
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So many deluded people think their rotting Waifuchief cares for them and their faction, when every scrap of internalized narrative has made it clear for years that to Sylvanas, the entirety of the Horde - including her own people - is nothing more than a shitton of bodies to stack between herself and her final death.

And all it takes is a tactically calculated "for the Horde" rallying the troops to make them all think "OMG she really does care!"

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Old 11-11-2017, 01:23 AM
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I see Anduin and Genn getting pretty close in BfA; being shoulder to shoulder at war so Anduin potentially marrying Tess isn't so far fetched.

Moira has no reason to hate Anduin. Namely because if it wasn't for Anduin, Moira wouldn't be around. They are also Priests, so they have that connection. Plus if Anduin marries for Moira, it would be a better gain for Moira in the end as her second child would be the heir to Stormwind. An interesting dynamic by having one child being the potential heir to Ironforge and Shadowforge, and the other to Stormwind. She would be in a very prestigious position. Not disregarding that Moira is powerful in her own right.

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Old 11-11-2017, 01:51 AM
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I unironically support Anduin x Tess.
I unironically support Anduin x Wrathion
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Old 11-11-2017, 04:44 AM
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Jaina: Ehhm, she's in her Mid-Thirties and also his "Auntie". Nope.

Tess: How old is she actually? Afaik this was never mentioned.
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Old 11-11-2017, 05:17 AM
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Absurd: Baine.
Realistic: actually, i think he's ded before Butt-Fuck Azeroth is over. They might invent a younger relative of Aunt Jaina for him to fawn over before he snuffs it, though.
Personally Preferred: honestly? Some young orc lady. SOMEONE has to get this shit show back on track diplomatically.
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Old 11-11-2017, 05:44 AM
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Multidimensional madness scenario : Eir Stegalkin stumble on Anduin. Literally. And babies ensue.

Appeasment at home scenario : Anduin marry Vanessa Van Cleef to appease the masses, promising to let the young lady deal with the kingdom's internal affairs.

Cementing the Alliance scenario : Anduin marry Tess Greymane or Jaine Proudmoore to cement the strength of the Alliance in the decades to come.

Diplomacy with the Horde : Anduin offer to marry a Blood Elf to ease tensions between the factions at the end of BfA.

I can't really see any other scenarios.
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Old 11-11-2017, 05:58 AM
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Absurd: Baine.
Realistic: actually, i think he's ded before Butt-Fuck Azeroth is over. They might invent a younger relative of Aunt Jaina for him to fawn over before he snuffs it, though.
Personally Preferred: honestly? Some young orc lady. SOMEONE has to get this shit show back on track diplomatically.
I dont think Anduin is going to die. It would be a bit much right after Varian died, and who would lead Stormwind then?
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And all it takes is a tactically calculated "for the Horde" rallying the troops to make them all think "OMG she really does care!"
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Old 11-11-2017, 06:09 AM
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We already know that neither Anduin nor Velen are found to die anytime soon.
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Old 11-11-2017, 06:17 AM
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We already know that neither Anduin nor Velen are found to die anytime soon.
Do we? I mean, a golden haired paladin just led the army of the light to victory...
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Old 11-11-2017, 06:17 AM
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We already know that neither Anduin nor Velen are found to die anytime soon.
Silly Nazja, that story happened in the same universe where Medan exists.
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