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Old 05-29-2015, 02:28 PM
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Human Icon (War3) There Be Supplicants of Slaanesh Beyond This Threshold (NSFW)

OMACRON EDIT: I can't believe I have to say this but no nudity. That includes genitalia from all sexes and female nipples, in either hotlinked images or in URL links. Clean that shit up before I start waving the banhammer around like you autists wave your dicks around.

I wanted an eyecandy thread, so I'm gonna make one. Couldn't really find a thread that matched this description I'm about to give (if there already is one, point me to it and close this).

Use this thread to talk about encounters with people you found attractive in any way you choose to divulge, to post pictures of people you find sexy or beautiful, or to discuss issues of romance, sexuality and attraction.

Disclaimer: Absolutely no pornographic material or perverted stuff.
No links to images or sites of porn actors or involving pornographic material. No nudity. If you want to share nudes, namedrop or do it via PN


I'll start by posting some of the women in media today I find most attractive. Generally I prefer dark-haired women with generous curves, a bit more to grip is fine too, I don't like actual fat though. I actually detest thin women physically though, I'd rather chase a chubby than bang an ironing board.

Full lips, long hair, breasts gotta be ample and for god's sake no gigantic aureloas / antenna nipples, hate that.

Here's some of the women I start to drool over when they show up on screen:

Monica Bellucci


Salma Hayek


Rachel Weisz


Sofia Vergara
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As far as porn goes, it's hard to beat Gianna Michaels.




Let's see, what's worth talking about experience-wise...scoring a 27 year old when I was 18, that was pretty neat.

Go forth and throw your filth in here.

And fyi, you can post whatever you find attractive - if that's men or angrogynous people, that's fine too. Just keep it within acceptable confines and nothing explicit.
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Old 05-29-2015, 02:37 PM
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Ugh, to allow perversion such as this on the forum.
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You can put pink hats on yours if that floats your boat.
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Old 05-29-2015, 02:39 PM
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when was the olympics started in london? I scored some that night in a hotel in london with a 25 year old (smoking lady) met her while waiting on the toilet.

alot of beers were drunk that night.
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Old 05-29-2015, 02:40 PM
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when was the olympics started in london? I scored some that night in a hotel in london with a 25 year old (smoking lady) met her while waiting on the toilet.
How does that work, anyway? I've had my fair share of flings and all that, but it usually just began by chatting in a bar or at a party somewhere -I've never experienced that random pick-up in an atypical situation before.
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Old 05-29-2015, 02:43 PM
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How does that work, anyway? I've had my fair share of flings and all that, but it usually just began by chatting in a bar or at a party somewhere -I've never experienced that random pick-up in an atypical situation before.
Jedi mind tricks.
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Old 05-29-2015, 02:52 PM
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Old 05-29-2015, 02:55 PM
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Claire Danes. Whenever I see her i just wanna lick her face...
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I wanna make love to/with gwyneth paltrow.
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Old 05-29-2015, 03:00 PM
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If we're gonna have this thread anyway...

That Liv Tyler girl is pretty cute.
As is, of course, that glorious dude Jason Momoa
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You know the weird part is i can see why. He has dreamy eyes.
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Buscemi is just an amazing personality. I can see that.
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Old 05-29-2015, 03:24 PM
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No Smirkfu yet? Sheesh.
She's cute, and a sexy character, but not voluptuous enough for me.
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She's cute, and a sexy character, but not voluptuous enough for me.
Larger than C I consider quite unattractive.
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Old 05-29-2015, 03:38 PM
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Larger than C I consider quite unattractive.
C to Double D, anything larger is usually awkward.
Smaller than B is a no-no.

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