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Old 04-02-2014, 12:19 PM
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Continuously pick up nose for more xp.
Your nose starts bleeding, and you gain no xp.

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Search cabin better, try to see if there is anything on the ceiling or under the floorboards.
The ceiling is devoid of any more objects, beneath the floorboards, you can observe a layer of stone.

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Check for anything strange besides injury.
Your nose is bleeding and you're in a strange cabin.

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Recall last memory.
Ye-jun was sleeping over tonight. You spent all afternoon playing video games.

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Recall any memory.
Your mother made you a chocolate cake on your 5th birthday

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Club that live scorpion.
You hit the live scorpion with the club, killing it. You gain 20 xp.

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Pick ear.
Your mother used an ear pick on you yesterday, so your ears are still clean.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:20 PM
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Ye-jun? Girl?
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:21 PM
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Identify language.
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I was probably just upset about the Horde fleet in the Second War.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:23 PM
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Pick all possible body parts that provide xp.

Use club to crush second scorpion tail for upgrade to its poison attribute.

Let blood drip from your nose to the club to upgrade it with blood attribute.

Check for flies. If there are any club them for xp.

Introduce yourself.

Check experience bar.

Rip a floorboard.

(at this point i'm tempted to order him to use the club to crush each of his fingers for xp)
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:24 PM
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Wait, this insanity is fine but getting off isn't?

This PC bullshit is bullshit.
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So many deluded people think their rotting Waifuchief cares for them and their faction, when every scrap of internalized narrative has made it clear for years that to Sylvanas, the entirety of the Horde - including her own people - is nothing more than a shitton of bodies to stack between herself and her final death.

And all it takes is a tactically calculated "for the Horde" rallying the troops to make them all think "OMG she really does care!"
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:25 PM
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Have you tried the door yet?

If not, try the door.

And be ready to club down any monsters that might hide outside.

And wrap the blouse around your head like a turban. You don't want to get heat stroke.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:25 PM
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Wait, this insanity is fine but getting off isn't?

This PC bullshit is bullshit.
I guess he doesn't want this adventure filled with pointless sexual references.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:26 PM
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I guess he doesn't want this adventure filled with pointless sexual references.
Should get XP for it! After all, you are killing a bunch of half-people at once!
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So many deluded people think their rotting Waifuchief cares for them and their faction, when every scrap of internalized narrative has made it clear for years that to Sylvanas, the entirety of the Horde - including her own people - is nothing more than a shitton of bodies to stack between herself and her final death.

And all it takes is a tactically calculated "for the Horde" rallying the troops to make them all think "OMG she really does care!"
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:29 PM
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Should get XP for it! After all, you are killing a bunch of half-people at once!
Half people are not full people and as such give no xp.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:33 PM
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Half people are not full people and as such give no xp.
But picking your nose gets XP!

Shenanigans!
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So many deluded people think their rotting Waifuchief cares for them and their faction, when every scrap of internalized narrative has made it clear for years that to Sylvanas, the entirety of the Horde - including her own people - is nothing more than a shitton of bodies to stack between herself and her final death.

And all it takes is a tactically calculated "for the Horde" rallying the troops to make them all think "OMG she really does care!"
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:35 PM
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Half people are not full people and as such give no xp.
Shouldn't they give you half xp?
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:35 PM
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But picking your nose gets XP!

Shenanigans!
A nose is a bodypart of a full person so you can get xp. Its well established in RPGs that bodyparts are valid xp givers.

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Shouldn't they give you half xp?
Only a entity can give xp.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:38 PM
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Identify language.
Your own language is korean. You don't recognize the language from the book, but you recognize the letters as western

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Pick all possible body parts that provide xp.
You earn no xp.

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Use club to crush second scorpion tail for upgrade to its poison attribute.
You whack the second scorpion, and some more clear fluid sticks to the club.

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Let blood drip from your nose to the club to upgrade it with blood attribute.
Club is now bloody. It will attract predators when in water.

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Check for flies. If there are any club them for xp.
There is a fat horsefly on the wall. You whack it.

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Introduce yourself.
Your name is Park Ji-Hoon. You are a 13 year old boy from the republic of Korea. You live in the city of Daejeon.

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Check experience bar.
You have no sense which allows you to observe it.

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Rip a floorboard.
The floorboard is sturdy, and you can't seem to get a proper grip

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(at this point i'm tempted to order him to use the club to crush each of his fingers for xp)
(pretty sure that will not be good for survival)

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Wait, this insanity is fine but getting off isn't?

This PC bullshit is bullshit.
Hey, I'd love to, but I actually promised to not write such stuff. Still free to link it though.

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Have you tried the door yet?

If not, try the door.

And be ready to club down any monsters that might hide outside.
You already used the door twice. There don't seem to be any obvious monsters out there.

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And wrap the blouse around your head like a turban. You don't want to get heat stroke.
You undo the blouse and wrap it around your head.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:43 PM
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Check if the scorpions have loot.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:45 PM
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Check if the scorpions have loot.
The scorpions are not carrying anything.
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:46 PM
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Check club to see if it gained "fat horsefly" attribute.

Boast loudly about all of your skills.

Check needs.

Check Inventory.

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There is a fat horsefly on the wall. You whack it.
No xp?

Also is this just a survival story or it has any supernatural theme?
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:48 PM
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The scorpions are not carrying anything.
Not even a grey sword or other vendor trash?
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:50 PM
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Congratulations! You just entered the mind of madness! Have a nice trip!
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Old 04-02-2014, 12:53 PM
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Not even a grey sword or other vendor trash?
Can the scorpions' ichor be used for any magical or medicinal purposes?
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:06 PM
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Estimate stats.
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:07 PM
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Look up to the sky to try to determine what time it is.
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:08 PM
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Start strokin'.
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:10 PM
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Estimate stats.
That's a good idea.





Based on all your skills and inventory estimate chances of surviving an deathland like australia and reach civilization?
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:12 PM
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The only items in the shack are the book, your shoes and the bed-sheet. The only exit is the solid wooden door. There are no windows.
I get dressed, pick up the book, and take a closer look at the door.
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Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:20 PM
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Check club to see if it gained "fat horsefly" attribute.
There's a smoosh on it from the horsefly

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Boast loudly about all of your skills.
You are best in your class at starcraft 2. You're a decent goalie. You are good at cooking.

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Check needs.
You want to not be in a weird cabin in the desert.

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Check Inventory.
There's a book in your wasteband, a club in your hand and a folded bedsheet in one of your pockets.

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No xp?
No xp.

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Also is this just a survival story or it has any supernatural theme?
You don't know.

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Not even a grey sword or other vendor trash?
No

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Can the scorpions' ichor be used for any magical or medicinal purposes?
Your mother once told you that people used to use animal parts for all kinds of whacky purposes. Yu-jen once told you that scorpion venom can act like viagra. You have no real knowledge of these things however.

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Estimate stats.
You are 13 years old, weigh 98 lb and are 4'9'' tall.

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Look up to the sky to try to determine what time it is.
The sun is high in the sky, so you think it's around noon

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I get dressed, pick up the book, and take a closer look at the door.
It's an unlocked wooden door with no remarkable features.

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Based on all your skills and inventory estimate chances of surviving an deathland like australia and reach civilization?
Indeterminable. You have no idea where you are, where civilization is, how good you are at surviving or what australia is like.
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