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Old 11-13-2017, 04:17 PM
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I'm sure you all know the rules. I'll start.

I wish I was the last person on Earth.
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Old 11-13-2017, 04:44 PM
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Hmm. Tough one.
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Old 11-13-2017, 05:47 PM
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Humans go extinct except for you but robots flourish and are much worse
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:02 PM
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"Earth" is a obese person of indeterminate gender who just got done with an orgy.
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:53 PM
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"Earth" is a obese person of indeterminate gender who just got done with an orgy.
Aha! Now that's a corruption!

Now, I've been sitting on a wish for awhile now that I'd like to test-drive before I submit it to any genies and/or monkey paws: I wish to be wise.
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:11 PM
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I'm sure you all know the rules. I'll start.

I wish I was the last person on Earth.
Your glasses break even though there's finally time.
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:34 PM
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Your glasses break even though there's finally time.
Joke's on you, I have plastic frames.

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Now, I've been sitting on a wish for awhile now that I'd like to test-drive before I submit it to any genies and/or monkey paws: I wish to be wise.
Congratulations! You've unlocked all the divine and non-divine wisdom of the universe, but you don't possess the emotional maturity to withstand it. You become an insufferable social media hound, posting hourly about obscure quotes and thinking that religions like Gnosticism and the like are the ones who got that "got it right" and you eventually alienate everyone around you. Your social skills plummet, and you have to endure all of it alone.
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Old 11-13-2017, 11:04 PM
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Now, I've been sitting on a wish for awhile now that I'd like to test-drive before I submit it to any genies and/or monkey paws: I wish to be wise.
Congratulations. You are now and octogenarian.

Unfortunately, you were aged artificially, so you lack all the wisdom that comes with old age.
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Old 11-14-2017, 06:44 AM
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Oh yeah, next wish.

Uh, I wish my children would behave.
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Old 11-14-2017, 10:15 AM
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Oh yeah, next wish.

Uh, I wish my children would behave.
They behave. Like Mayan priests bent on making a daily blood offering to appease the sun god.

Sleep with one eye open.
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Old 11-18-2017, 07:30 AM
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I wish I was at Disneyland with my son.
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Old 11-18-2017, 09:13 AM
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I wish I was at Disneyland with my son.
Congratulations now you and your son are now in France.
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Old 11-18-2017, 01:01 PM
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Congratulations now you and your son are now in France.
Jesus, man. I understand the point of this thread, but wishing Euro Disney on someone is fucked up.
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Old 12-07-2017, 10:47 AM
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