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Old 02-02-2014, 11:17 PM
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Try to convert some of your fellows to Titan worship and wonder why nobody, besides you, ever thought of combining both religions.
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Old 02-02-2014, 11:43 PM
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Shits going to get all Chrono Trigger up in this bitch.
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Old 02-03-2014, 12:16 AM
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Check what spells do we know.

Then cut the bullshit and go prepare for the warlock-raiding team.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:27 AM
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You think about tonight's underwear raid on the warlocks. Both genders, for the Light is not biased.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:29 AM
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You think about tonight's underwear raid on the warlocks. Both genders, for the Light is not biased.
What if warlocks wear robes and no underwear?
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:50 AM
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What if warlocks wear robes and no underwear?
Then you take their robes. At least their spare ones. They must feel shame for their fel use.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:01 PM
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Orb of Lightning

As you enter the dining hall you hit on it. Saintmaker. Perfect.

You sit down to breakfast, wondering once again what happened to your latest copy of Holy Light Illustrated. Probably Thomson, that son of a bitch. You’ll need to talk with him about that later. Maybe before the raid.

Man, fuck Warlocks. You’re going to beat the shit out of those squirmy little losers later tonight. Maybe you’ll steal their clothes, just to humiliate them that much more.

Over the meal, you and Devin get in argument about the Titans. Devin believes the Titans are most likely a myth, but your conversations with some of the Dwarven initiates have convinced you that the Titans and the Light are not only both real but both fundamentally connected. A few others join in on one side or the other, but nobody changes their mind and by the time breakfast ends you’re all pretty animated and ready to continue the debate elsewhere.

As you leave, however, you see Hjelga across the room and talking theology suddenly loses its appeal. David’s talking excitedly about the Titan ruins up in Northrend and Devin’s making dismissive noises with his nose, but you make a half-hearted excuse and break away from the group. You run your fingers through your hair and gulp a flask of water someone left unattended to clear your throat before sidling up to the dwarf.

“Hello Hjelga!”

She greets you with a friendly smile.

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-Seal of Command
-Judgment

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You are now the Warlock. Your name is Darla Grimrock and you are a burning conduit of dark energy to rival Gul’dan himself. You are spending the day at your favorite pub in Stormwind and are looking forward to a relaxing evening.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:04 PM
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Wonder why a wee little gnome like you has a surname like Grimrock.
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:11 PM
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Old 02-03-2014, 07:48 PM
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Use tailoring profession to knit a pair of pants for you void lord and a unitard for your shivarra. Then force them to wear it.
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Old 02-03-2014, 08:01 PM
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Old 02-03-2014, 08:02 PM
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You tip your chair backward and put your feet up on the table. They called you mad, once, they tried to stifle your power with mind-dulling drugs and treatments, but that was all long ago. On the day that all changed you took your second name in the Gnomish fashion. Grimrock. The unyielding.

You can feel the pressure of your demons in your mind, but their power is nothing to yours. There is a smoldering resentment in the spirits of your Shivarra and Void Lord, whom you recently outfitted with some ridiculous clothes for a laugh, but mostly there is fear.
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Old 02-03-2014, 08:32 PM
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Obtain Dwarven booty. Obtain firearm.
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Old 02-03-2014, 08:55 PM
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:15 PM
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Consider the fate of that one dwarf warlock, Mustrum or whatever, and how he disappeared. Psh, like you'd ever screw up as badly as him.
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:25 PM
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You look up the robes of everyone. Including the men, because why not.
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:28 PM
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:41 PM
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Your thoughts turn to an old member of your coven as you idly cast the Curse of Tongues on a nearby Mage who apparently didn't get the tip this bar was for warlocks only. As he stop and splutter in confusion, you wonder whatever happened to the old dwarf. Curnrist. That was his name. Your void lord rises from the shadows in the corner, still wearing his ridiculous pants, and seizes the irate mage, turning him upside down and providing you with an excellent view of certain intimate areas. A few guffaws burst out from around the bar and the mage yells something angrily from beneath his upturned robes.

As your void lord swings the hapless mage up and then down against a nearby table, which splinters with a crack, you turn over Curnrist's memory. He was something of a savant. Enormously talented in his mastery of the dark arts, but inexplicably stupid in everything else. The mage groans from the table's ruin as his two friends raise their hands to fight back. Magic begins flashing in all directions. Curnrist. What a waste of space. He probably ended up tripping onto his own dagger.

You snap your fingers to the bartender, who expertly navigates the melee and attends to your side. You order a drink and enjoy the first peace you've had for days.

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You are now the Paladin.

You surreptitiously eye Helga's generous backside while making light conversation. "Today's the day, eh? How does it feel? I can hardly contain my excitement!"
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:44 PM
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Recruit Helga to be your squire for when you officially become a Knight of the Silver Hand.

Spec Prot.
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Old 02-03-2014, 10:16 PM
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Old 02-04-2014, 12:50 AM
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Hunt down a Defias goon. Loot a Cowboy Hat, a cloak and a bandit scarf (or however it is called, the one around your mouth) for our shady-holy-stranger-batman look.

Paint the scarf blue, so people can still see we're an Ally PC, and not a Defias.
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:02 AM
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Become a Stromgarde freedom fighter.

Find a Grand Marshal's Shield and paint a Stromgarde Fist on it.
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Old 02-04-2014, 05:17 AM
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Orb of Lightning

As Helga responds to your question, your mind drifts off to contemplate your future accouterments. You're thinking of dressing yourself up like one of the old Defias bandits, but with blue colors instead of red. With the Saintmaker at your side and Helga as your devoted sidekick, you'll strike terror into the hearts of evil everywhere! Maybe you'll be a tank. Yes! Wielding rifle and shield, you'll fight through the night streets of Stromgarde, for justice! For freedom!
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Old 02-04-2014, 05:50 AM
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Take Helga with you and go hunt down the Defias as planned.
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Old 02-04-2014, 06:11 AM
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Torture that one cultist in your secret hideout. The Light compels you to do so.
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