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Old 02-04-2014, 08:27 AM
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Acquire spiritually-inclined tauren sidekick. Name him Nonto.
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Old 02-04-2014, 09:07 AM
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Fondly Regard Moira Bronzebeard
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Old 02-04-2014, 07:31 PM
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You cut Helga off in mid-sentence. "Say, what do you think of joining forces? We could hunt down Defias brigands, recruit a Tauren side-kick named Nonto and torture cultists in our secret base!"

Helga gives you a strange look. "Ehm. I daen't think so, but thanks all tha same."

She walks off with her friends. Oh well. At least you still have this secret picture of Moira Bronzebeard which you never tell anyone about.
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Old 02-04-2014, 07:39 PM
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Doublecheck that you're ready for joining the Silver Hand, no sense anything being held up due to bureaucracy or protocol.
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Old 02-04-2014, 07:40 PM
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Head over to the Priests to begin the pre-ceremony rituals.
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Old 02-04-2014, 07:55 PM
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:21 PM
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Explain what makes Moira so great.
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Old 02-05-2014, 05:47 AM
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No lava porn, please.
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Old 02-05-2014, 01:14 PM
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Ooh Moira Bronzebeard-Thaurissan. Princesses are so hot. Especially dwarf princesses. Aw, yeah.

You snap out of it. Moira's awesome and sexy and totally regal but she's no substitute for a physical dwarf! Dammit, Darin, what were saying earlier? A Tauren sidekick? Way to impress the ladies, you stupid dork.

Disheartened, you run through the checklist of things to do before graduating. Most of it's been taken care of, but you still need to see the Priests for a few minor sacraments. You head over to the Cloister, where you find a line of initiates already standing in wait.
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Old 02-05-2014, 01:29 PM
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Old 02-05-2014, 02:25 PM
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While keeping in the line. Don't let them take priority.
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Old 02-05-2014, 06:47 PM
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:10 PM
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:13 PM
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Think about how much you fucking hate mages. Light-blighted finger-wagglin', robe-wearin', sheep fuckers, the lot of them!
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:15 PM
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Think about how much you fucking hate mages. Light-blighted finger-wagglin', robe-wearin', sheep fuckers, the lot of them!
Admit this is uncharitable, some mages are okay.

The pious ones.
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:18 PM
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Admit this is uncharitable, some mages are okay.

The pious ones.
Then conclude that even those ones still suck, just slightly less.
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:18 PM
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Then conclude that even those ones still suck, just slightly less.
But they're better than heathen shaman.
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:19 PM
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You fucking hate queues. They're up there with Warlocks and Mages in the list of things you fucking hate. Queues are basically the quintessential stalemate. Nothing happens. Nothing progresses. Okay, maybe things progress a little bit, but at so slow a pace it barely matters.

To pass the time in the Light-forsaken queue, you look around at the attendant priests. One particularly lovely priestess draws your eye and you wink at her.

You're not sure if she noticed. You try whistling.

Still nothing.

You dig one of your comrades in the ribs and point her out. "I wouldn't mind contemplating some of HER virtues, ifyaknowhaddimean." The two of you laugh heartily and attract a few stern glares from the clergy.

Eventually, finally, you get to the front of the line and a bored looking old man says a few made up words as he tips a cup of water onto your head. He makes a vague motion which might ostensibly be a blessing and says "next" in a voice that could not give less fucks.

You step out of the line and make your way to the common room.
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:28 PM
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Try to cheer up. It's your big day.

Once you're a member of the silver hand you can begin beating the skulls of undead and trolls and demons and defend the helpless and weak while being generally badass.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:49 PM
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Decide that from now on, no more fooling about. You're in the Silver Hand now!
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Old 02-06-2014, 12:06 AM
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Old 02-06-2014, 07:09 PM
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You slump into a chair and try to get a grip on your nerves. You've been a mess this morning. Come on, Darin, it's the most important day of your life. Keep it together. Just a few more hours and you'll be free to make your own rules, but don't spoil it now.
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Old 02-06-2014, 08:35 PM
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You argue with the Draenei about taking your themes and trying to impose their Naaru views on everyone.
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Old 02-06-2014, 08:42 PM
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Find out how long is left till the ceremony.
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Old 02-06-2014, 08:43 PM
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Think about how today, you finally will get the chance to slay your hated rival: Mustrum the warlock.
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