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Old 01-13-2014, 12:20 AM
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Tome of Knowledge The "Official" Scrolls of Lore fanfic

I feel this forum needs it's own fan-fiction with whining, action and an healthy dose of Trickster. The first post will be the planned chapters and I will put links to the pages.

Planned chapters
Chapter 1: The begining [done, page 1]
Chapter 2: When the story goes forward (musical) [done, page 2]
Chapter 3: The trial
Chapter 4: Fojar's point of view (musical)
Chapter 5: That was a missed steak
More to come after

Naturally, the portrayal of the posters of this forum is humorous so it isn't to be taken seriously.
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Old 01-13-2014, 02:13 AM
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Is there going to be a steamy love-triangle between Bolvar, Cantus, and Omacron?


Because there'd better be.
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Old 01-13-2014, 04:52 AM
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Chapter 6: Dwarves
Chapter 7: Genesis and Gilneas; a tragic romance.
Chapter 8: PJ derails threads; beloved by most regardless.



But seriously, looking forward to seeing what you come up with.
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:23 AM
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I have no idea what is happening.
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:15 AM
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I already have a SoL participation fanfic - it's in the sig, you lousy ingrates.
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Old 01-13-2014, 10:31 AM
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Old 01-13-2014, 11:20 AM
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Oh, and be sure to add a knife-fight scene between Anasi and Nazja.
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Old 01-13-2014, 11:21 AM
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Why Nazja?
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Old 01-13-2014, 11:22 AM
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Didn't we already kind of have this with the prison gang thread?
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Old 01-13-2014, 11:25 AM
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I guess two misanthropes can't smell each other.
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Old 01-13-2014, 01:23 PM
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:51 PM
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CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINING
Hey there! You don't know it yet but you are going on an adventure with me. How exciting it is!

Before moving on, I need to clarify certain things. When you see text like this here, exactly what you are reading, it means that's just me talking, don't worry. It's also called "italic". If the text is bolded, it means it's pretty damn important. Oh and you will never ever see me underline stuff, that is for the weak.

Like you already know it, this story is about the keepers of the scrolls, the wardens of infinite or whatever. We haven't decided our name yet. Long story short, we are random heroes and normal people from Azeroth who found a gateway to a strange world where we watch over some kind of scroll that tells the real deal with Azeroth. Weird eh?

Now, the begining of the story isn't really the begining. It doesn't cover the founding of the place and the deep lore behind the lore place because that's not pertinent and I wasn't there to cover it. However the massive bot invasion that almost kileld us all will be covered so you definitely won't want to miss it!

Most keepers here go by an alias because they probably were some criminal scum back on Azeroth. Here are a few people you will encounter during this adventure. I will only present a few of them because I am one lazy bastard. The rest will be presented as they appear in the story.

Bolvar
This guy is part of the regulators, also known as the keepers of the keepers. As with all others of his kind, he's some kind of hooded figure who we can only see the face from time to time. Oh and he also has some kind of hammer he can use to blast villains out of the Keep of Lore (yeah the city's name really sucks). From what little information I gathered, he was some kind of human lumberjack who lived in the Grizzly Hills and had a vast collection of rifles. I don't know why he came here.

Warlock
This is the big boss. He is the keeper of the keepers of the keepers. Or you can just call him the master. I believe he is an Orc and used to be some kind of warlock, wich means he's probably evil deep inside.

Fojar
This guy used to be a paladin in service of Lordaeron. Well guess what, that place no-longer exists. While fighting the Scourge during the era known as the reign of chaos, he entered a cave with a portal leading to the Keep of Lore and now he's stuck here. That enrages him a lot as he believes he could have turned the tides in favor of the Humans.

Pajamasalad
Yeah I don't know what that means either. Anyhow she's a young Blood Elf priestess who apparently fell off a cliff through a portal and reached this place. She spend her days hugging bunnies in the gardens of the Keep and being an innocent little girl so she's not all that dangerous.

Nazja
Alright, here's the deal with Nazja: she was a Goblin who a log fell on and now she believes she's a Naga. She's still sympathic.

Erthad
A log also fell on this once proud Dwarf warrior and now he believes he's a talking bear. You know, since he's an hairy Dwarf, it's kind of a credible concept.

Volkrin
When I think about it, a lot of people here had something fall on them...Because it also happened to Volkrin. Now he believes he's some kind of digging worm called a diglett.

Cosmictimelion
I also don't get what the fel that name is supposed to be. Anyhow, he's some kind of generic Orc warrior who was raised in the internement camps and now he hates the Humans. Spoiler alert: It was the Orcs' fault to begin with.

Trickster
Hell yeah, that's me! Sexiest Human male to ever live, master of knives, master seductor, terribly bright guy. If it's positive it's talking about me. Now for a little backstory, I was a master rogue in service of Stormwind until I got sentenced to go to the Stockade for an obscur reason. I escaped in the streets of Stormwind and fled the kingdom. I fled it so well that the mage I paid for a portal screwed badly and now I am here, being the narrator. You will see me a lot in that story because I am not a passive and uninteresting guy.

I think that's a good draft of the keepers' situation. The adventure will begin in the next chapter.
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:18 PM
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:25 PM
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What about me?
You aren't featured in the first cycle of the Scrolls of Lore. Well, I don't think so but you may have one or two appearances. You are one of the main characters in the second one, though.
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I would like this as a musical.
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I would like this as a musical.
Yes, I will put as many songs as possible. Fojar gets the first one in chapter 4.

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Old 01-13-2014, 09:48 PM
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Do I get to perform any feats of bravery or action? I am not going to just be tied to rail road tracks right?
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:57 PM
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Do I get to perform any feats of bravery or action? I am not going to just be tied to rail road tracks right?
Yeah you'll do something at some point.
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Old 01-13-2014, 10:10 PM
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She'll be an action heroine who fights for justice.

In a bikini.
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She'll be an action heroine who fights for justice.

In a bikini.
She's a Blood Elf, what were you expecting?
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Old 01-13-2014, 10:26 PM
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Literally a star? I can't do that.
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