Got any Elf horror stories?
I'm playing D&D with my friends. I'm a Dwarf Fighter and I'm basically carrying the group so far.(I lucked in to getting a ton of AC pretty early and no one else in the group can take a hit) Most of the people in the group chose respectable races.(Mountain Dwarf fighter is me, Hill Dwarf Wizard, Human Wizard, Halfling Bard, a couple of Dragonkin, and the Elf Cleric.
We have to eliminate everyone at this run down castle in order to get a loan from a bank for a quest.
We formulate this plan to sneak to the back of the castle, past the guard and use a grappling hook to climb to the top. Everyone was on board with the plan. So we get to the the back and start climbing but the Elf runs off and decides he wants to try and snipe the guard at the front of the castle. He fails and alerts the whole garrison to our presence and then runs away while we are trapped in the castle.
Also, he was our only healer for a while and he refused to heal me and tried to get a dragon to eat me.