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C9H20 01-16-2014 03:20 PM

Funny Hearthstone Quotes
 
You might not play HS so you don't know, but Blizz is at it again. No flavor lore in minion descriptions, it is a non-stop joke fest like the good ol' WCIII pissed sounds. Other HS players, post your favorites.

Anyway let me start it off:


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Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.



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He's a legend among murlocs. "Mrghllghghllghg!", they say.


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Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.


Last but not the least:

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion gets slowly consumed by hyenas.


EDIT, one more before I go to sleep:

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The Frostwolves are locked in combat with the Stormpike Expedition over control of Alterac Valley. Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator.

BaronGrackle 01-16-2014 04:14 PM

That's brilliant. I don't play, so please post more! :kawaii:

Reignac 01-16-2014 09:23 PM

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"Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED."
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"Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive."
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"Westfall is full of dust devils. And buzzards. And crazed golems. And pirates. Why does anyone live here?"

Malygos 01-16-2014 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C9H20 (Post 1049336)

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Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

What a hater.

Millenia 01-16-2014 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reignac (Post 1049459)
http://wow.zamimg.com/images/hearths...1_110.png?4442
"Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive."

I think Genesis has a sympathizer among the Hearthstone team.

C9H20 01-17-2014 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaronGrackle (Post 1049363)
That's brilliant. I don't play, so please post more! :kawaii:

Glad you like it, and the words of encouragement are welcome if for no other reason than preventing me from double posting :P


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Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

I guess it explains why NEs never got a big population in spite of being immortal. :P


Of course, Blizz wouldn't be Blizz without pop-culture references:

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Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club?


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If you miss, it leaves a lightning-bolt-shaped scar on your target.


And the puns, oh God the puns:

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I wouldn't say I LOVE knives, but I'm definitely a fan.


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This spell can be very Entertaining.


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Nothing beats rock.


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He just wants people to see his vacation photos.


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"I solemnly swear to uphold the Light, purge the world of darkness, and to eat only burritos." - The Argent Dawn Oath


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"What is a better weapon? The sharp one your enemies expect, or the blunt one they ignore?" - The Art of Warrior, Chapter 9

Note: it is a warrior exclusive spell so...


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"I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday." - Cruel Taskmaster


@Mili, I don't follow? :P

Hammerbrew 01-17-2014 05:47 AM

"Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator."

"Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros."

Oh Jesus, I laughed heartily. :D

Odok 01-17-2014 07:02 AM

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Spawn of the Light? Or Pawn of the Lights?

Hammerbrew 01-17-2014 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odok (Post 1049584)
Spawn of the Light? Or Pawn of the Lights?



Hallowed are the Ori.

C9H20 01-17-2014 08:25 AM

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Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he let you


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The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops.


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If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think.


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Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking".


Here is one for the worgen fans, from Blizzard:

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If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!"


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Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.


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These guys just show up and start Keeping your Groves without even asking.


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Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake.


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"Reforestation" is suddenly a terrifying word.


And here are some funny ones for WoW players:

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"Cast Moonfire, and never stop." - How to Be a Druid, Chapter 5, Section 3


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Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling "Innervate me!!" at them.


EDIT:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammerbrew (Post 1049588)
<VID>

Hallowed are the Ori.

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Often followed by Holy Smokes!

Reignac 01-17-2014 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C9H20 (Post 1049617)
"Cast Moonfire, and never stop." - How to Be a Druid, Chapter 5, Section 3

yup

Ruinshin 01-17-2014 11:15 AM

Quote:


"Reforestation" is suddenly a terrifying word.
lol.

Quote:

If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think.
Ehh, I'ma risk it.



Quote:

Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.
Shame this isn't canon.


Quote:

Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake.
It should have really been waffles and not chocolate cake.. Waffles were an iconic Druid thing.

Millenia 01-18-2014 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C9H20 (Post 1049541)
@Mili, I don't follow? :P

Genesis has occasionally said that Cairne, Baine, and Dezco are pretty much clones of each other.

The Cairne card summons up a Baine card that is only ever relevant when Cairne dies. The Baine card also has the exact same stats at Cairne. Essentially, Cairne clones himself when he dies. :P

BaronGrackle 10-09-2014 01:12 AM

So where in the game is this flavor text? I don't see it when I hover over cards.

Lord Grimtale 10-09-2014 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C9H20 (Post 1049617)
Here is one for the worgen fans, from Blizzard:

http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/856/112.png

If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!"

That's pretty much one of my most favorite Worgen artworks, it truly encapsulates how a Worgen Rogue would look stalking the rooftops of his homeland.

He sounds really awesome when you play him too, though I think it's the same guy that voiced Garrosh since it sounds a lot like him.

I love how "First kill!" and "I smell blood!" sound so intimidating.

http://www.hearthhead.com/card=994/worgen-infiltrator

I think the TCG art for Worgen never disappointed me though, they were all pretty well done.

Quaero 10-09-2014 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaronGrackle (Post 1215241)
So where in the game is this flavor text? I don't see it when I hover over cards.

It's in the card crafting menu.

Frostshock! 10-09-2014 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaronGrackle (Post 1215241)
So where in the game is this flavor text? I don't see it when I hover over cards.

Go to your collection and right click on a card.


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