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PajamaSalad 12-29-2013 04:38 PM

"I am sorry Alliance," -The Horde
 
I am speaking on behalf of the entire Horde when I apologize.

Sylvanas is bad and does evil things. No whitewashing or anything here! The Wrathgate was our mistake. Sorry the Horde almost summoned Sargeras by trusting a dread lord who would of destroyed the entire world as we know it.

Sorry the orcs wiped out the Draenei and destroyed Draenor. Then came to Azeroth and tried to kill everyone. Only about twenty years after that they tried to do it again. It isn't the night elves' fault that the orcs need food. They should of traded for it or offered warriors while they established their own agriculture base.

These are careless mistakes. They won't happen again. I promise.

SmokeBlader 12-29-2013 04:40 PM

You wish to honor the Alliance? Then do so from the grave!

Nazja 12-29-2013 04:42 PM

Blood elves! I still can't believe that they were ever a part of the Horde!

BaronGrackle 12-29-2013 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pajamasalad (Post 1035982)
I am speaking on behalf of the entire Horde when I apologize.

Sylvanas is bad and does evil things. No whitewashing or anything here! The Wrathgate was our mistake. Sorry the Horde almost summoned Sargeras by trusting a dread lord who would of destroyed the entire world as we know it.

Sorry the orcs wiped out the Draenei and destroyed Draenor. Then came to Azeroth and tried to kill everyone. Only about twenty years after that they tried to do it again. It isn't the night elves' fault that the orcs need food. They should of traded for it or offered warriors while they established their own agriculture base.

These are careless mistakes. They won't happen again. I promise.

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/wowp...Kath%27mar.jpg

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/wowp...rddominate.png

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/wowp...rddominate.png

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/wowp...rddominate.png

That should take care of that. Summon me if you have further need of my services.

Volkrin 12-29-2013 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pajamasalad (Post 1035982)
These are careless mistakes. They won't happen again. I promise.

See that you don't. If this business starts up again more punitive measures will have to be taken. Then again, I've always wanted an orcish manservant. I'll name him Oswald and force him to wear poofy leggings with a big ruffled collar. When he gets uppity I'll say "what are you gonna do, form a ravening host of murderous psychopaths?" and laugh as his spirit is crushed under the weight of his own racial shame.

Ahh, dreams.

HlaaluStyle 12-29-2013 04:53 PM

The Horde feels much shame. Give us a few expansions and we'll actually turn this shame into some kind of friendlier policy. Maybe.

Nazja 12-29-2013 04:54 PM

Anyone who has no Blood and Thunder in their life should step forward and throw the first stone.

HlaaluStyle 12-29-2013 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nazja (Post 1036000)
Anyone who has no Blood and Thunder in their life should step forward and throw the first stone.

The problem is not the Blood and Thunder. Rather, it is how the Blood and Thunder is directed.

It should be directed against common foes like the Burning Legion and Old Gods (and Sylvanas—yes, I went there).

Nazja 12-29-2013 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HlaaluStyle (Post 1036002)
The problem is not the Blood and Thunder. Rather, it is how the Blood and Thunder is directed.

It should be directed against common foes like the Burning Legion and Old Gods (and Sylvanas—yes, I went there).

But I enjoy killing pinkskins when I'm playing my Horde characters. :(

Jokes aside, I hate the faction war because the whole faction system seamed too forced, after WC III. We were given them impression that most of the east had fallen, so a game set in Kalimdor with all the races being allies seemed like a given. Not only did we get a cold war, instead of that, but also an outright war, at one of the most inopportune moments.

The world was ending, the factions infiltrated by countless cultists and the best idea Garrosh has is to attack the Alliance. Now, had the war been a result of cultist machinations that would have been fine. Wolfheart could have set that up, but the assassination of the druids turned out to not be the reason for the escalation. They were just a footnote, because the Alliance never declares wars...


I still enjoy killing pinkskins, though.

Drusus 12-29-2013 05:44 PM

I'm sorry you got stuck with Blood Elves.

Noitora 12-29-2013 05:46 PM

PJ you're a race traitor. My belf is going to kill every human he sees now. (He should be doing that anyway. Gotta deliver them corpses to the Forsaken.)

Yaskaleh 12-29-2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Noitora (Post 1036031)
PJ you're a race traitor. My belf is going to kill every human he sees now. (He should be doing that anyway. Gotta deliver them corpses to the Forsaken.)

:glare:
I'm gonna waste you and hand you off to Volkrin so he can make me a Noitora mask.

BaronGrackle 12-29-2013 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Yaskaleh (Post 1036035)
:glare:
I'm gonna waste you and hand you off to Volkrin so he can make me a Noitora mask.

You know what boggles me? They have male Noitora masks and female Noitora masks, but we only see evidence of male Noitoras in-game. What's with that?

Yaskaleh 12-29-2013 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BaronGrackle (Post 1036037)
You know what boggles me? They have male Noitora masks and female Noitora masks, but we only see evidence of male Noitoras in-game. What's with that?

Noitoras works in mysterious ways.

Nazja 12-29-2013 05:59 PM

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...le/9066396.jpg
Topical.

Noitora 12-29-2013 06:00 PM

Nazja I'm going to do things to you.

Fojar 12-29-2013 09:17 PM

The ironic part is that even after the latest expansion the Horde STILL has not uttered a single apology to the Alliance for everything they've done since they first goose-stepped onto Azeroth.

Crazyterran 12-29-2013 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Fojar (Post 1036090)
The ironic part is that even after the latest expansion the Horde STILL has not uttered a single apology to the Alliance for everything they've done since they first goose-stepped onto Azeroth.

I now want a picture of Nazis with their heads cropped for Orc Heads marching away.

Volkrin 12-29-2013 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyterran (Post 1036091)
I now want a picture of Nazis with their heads cropped for Orc Heads marching away.

I would be genuinely surprised if that didn't already exist.

PajamaSalad 12-29-2013 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fojar (Post 1036090)
The ironic part is that even after the latest expansion the Horde STILL has not uttered a single apology to the Alliance for everything they've done since they first goose-stepped onto Azeroth.

I am like 99% sure this thread is cannon. Someone might want to tweet Metzen about it first though.

Leviathon 12-29-2013 09:45 PM

Yes this thread is canon along with PJ's character.

EdWunclerIII 12-29-2013 09:50 PM

Varian should've seized his chance and dismantled the Horde.

Leviathon 12-29-2013 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EdWunclerIII (Post 1036106)
Varian should've seized his chance and dismantled the Horde.

Get out.

EdWunclerIII 12-29-2013 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Leviathon (Post 1036107)
Get out.

Daelin was right all along.

ARM3481 12-29-2013 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdWunclerIII (Post 1036106)
Varian should've seized his chance and dismantled the Horde.

What chance?

Even Wrathion - who wanted him to demolish and basically enslave the Horde - anticipated that the Alliance conquering and absorbing it would entail a horrifying death toll. He just wasn't all that torn up about it if it meant a unified Azeroth in the long-run.

Varian's a king. He's supposed to consider about whether his decisions will definitely get massive numbers of his people slaughtered, or offer a chance to control the threat of the Horde without committing to a nightmarish, bloody march across the face of Azeroth in an effort to rip it apart for good.

"Varian should've dismantled the Horde" could easily have amounted to "Varian should've sent thousands more soldiers to their deaths over the next several years as the Alliance painstakingly scoured every nook and cranny of Azeroth stomping out a desperate Horde that was fighting to survive, all the while having to deal with regional complications as local threats previously held in check by the Horde also sought to regain their footing with the Horde fully occupied by the Alliance.

The orcs in particular would likely fight to the death, taking a ton of Alliance soldiers with them when left with nothing to lose and faced with an enemy bent on utterly destroying the Horde.


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