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Funny Hearthstone Quotes
You might not play HS so you don't know, but Blizz is at it again. No flavor lore in minion descriptions, it is a non-stop joke fest like the good ol' WCIII pissed sounds. Other HS players, post your favorites.
Anyway let me start it off: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/239/303.png Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/913/217.png He's a legend among murlocs. "Mrghllghghllghg!", they say. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/39/28/456.png Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip. Last but not the least: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/208/8.png In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion gets slowly consumed by hyenas. EDIT, one more before I go to sleep: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/794/604.png The Frostwolves are locked in combat with the Stormpike Expedition over control of Alterac Valley. Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator. |
That's brilliant. I don't play, so please post more! :kawaii:
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"Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED." http://wow.zamimg.com/images/hearths...1_110.png?4442 "Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive." http://wow.zamimg.com/images/hearths...1_243.png?4442 "Westfall is full of dust devils. And buzzards. And crazed golems. And pirates. Why does anyone live here?" |
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http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/26/242.png Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death. I guess it explains why NEs never got a big population in spite of being immortal. :P Of course, Blizz wouldn't be Blizz without pop-culture references: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/178/297.png Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club? http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/328/547.png If you miss, it leaves a lightning-bolt-shaped scar on your target. And the puns, oh God the puns: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/964/378.png I wouldn't say I LOVE knives, but I'm definitely a fan. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/618/276.png This spell can be very Entertaining. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/48/124.png Nothing beats rock. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/369/562.png He just wants people to see his vacation photos. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/852/473.png "I solemnly swear to uphold the Light, purge the world of darkness, and to eat only burritos." - The Argent Dawn Oath http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/185/50.png "What is a better weapon? The sharp one your enemies expect, or the blunt one they ignore?" - The Art of Warrior, Chapter 9 Note: it is a warrior exclusive spell so... http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/295/328.png "I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday." - Cruel Taskmaster @Mili, I don't follow? :P |
"Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator."
"Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros." Oh Jesus, I laughed heartily. :D |
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Hallowed are the Ori. |
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Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he let you http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/917/463.png The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/272/138.png If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/739/103.png Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking". Here is one for the worgen fans, from Blizzard: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/856/112.png If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!" http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/257/605.png Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/16/459.png These guys just show up and start Keeping your Groves without even asking. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/6/120.png Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake. http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/994/311.png "Reforestation" is suddenly a terrifying word. And here are some funny ones for WoW players: http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/37/594/619.png "Cast Moonfire, and never stop." - How to Be a Druid, Chapter 5, Section 3 http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/38/20/548.png Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling "Innervate me!!" at them. EDIT: Quote:
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The Cairne card summons up a Baine card that is only ever relevant when Cairne dies. The Baine card also has the exact same stats at Cairne. Essentially, Cairne clones himself when he dies. :P |
So where in the game is this flavor text? I don't see it when I hover over cards.
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He sounds really awesome when you play him too, though I think it's the same guy that voiced Garrosh since it sounds a lot like him. I love how "First kill!" and "I smell blood!" sound so intimidating. http://www.hearthhead.com/card=994/worgen-infiltrator I think the TCG art for Worgen never disappointed me though, they were all pretty well done. |
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