Funny Hearthstone Quotes
 

You might not play HS so you don't know, but Blizz is at it again. No flavor lore in minion descriptions, it is a non-stop joke fest like the good ol' WCIII pissed sounds. Other HS players, post your favorites.

Anyway let me start it off:


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Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.


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He's a legend among murlocs. "Mrghllghghllghg!", they say.


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Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.


Last but not the least:

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion gets slowly consumed by hyenas.


EDIT, one more before I go to sleep:

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The Frostwolves are locked in combat with the Stormpike Expedition over control of Alterac Valley. Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator.

That's brilliant. I don't play, so please post more! :kawaii:

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"Baron Geddon was Ragnaros's foremost lieutenant, until he got FIRED."
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"Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive."
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"Westfall is full of dust devils. And buzzards. And crazed golems. And pirates. Why does anyone live here?"

What a hater.

I think Genesis has a sympathizer among the Hearthstone team.

Glad you like it, and the words of encouragement are welcome if for no other reason than preventing me from double posting :P


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Young Night Elves love to play "Who can get the Ancient of War to Uproot?" You lose if you get crushed to death.

I guess it explains why NEs never got a big population in spite of being immortal. :P


Of course, Blizz wouldn't be Blizz without pop-culture references:

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Do you know the first rule of Brawl Club?


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If you miss, it leaves a lightning-bolt-shaped scar on your target.


And the puns, oh God the puns:

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I wouldn't say I LOVE knives, but I'm definitely a fan.


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This spell can be very Entertaining.


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Nothing beats rock.


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He just wants people to see his vacation photos.


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"I solemnly swear to uphold the Light, purge the world of darkness, and to eat only burritos." - The Argent Dawn Oath


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"What is a better weapon? The sharp one your enemies expect, or the blunt one they ignore?" - The Art of Warrior, Chapter 9

Note: it is a warrior exclusive spell so...


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"I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday." - Cruel Taskmaster


@Mili, I don't follow? :P

"Every attempt at peace-talks has ended with Captain Galvangar killing the mediator."

"Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros."

Oh Jesus, I laughed heartily. :D

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Spawn of the Light? Or Pawn of the Lights?

Hallowed are the Ori.

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Hogger is super powerful. If you kill him, it's because he let you


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The Argent Dawn stands vigilant against the Scourge, as well as people who cut in line at coffee shops.


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If she threatens to "moon" you, it's not what you think.


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Pirates are into this new fad called "Planking".


Here is one for the worgen fans, from Blizzard:

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If you want to stop a worgen from infiltrating, just yell, "No! Bad boy!"


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Yes, he's a demigod. No, he doesn't need to wear a shirt.


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These guys just show up and start Keeping your Groves without even asking.


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Druids take nourishment from many things: the power of nature, the songbird's chirp, a chocolate cake.


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"Reforestation" is suddenly a terrifying word.


And here are some funny ones for WoW players:

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"Cast Moonfire, and never stop." - How to Be a Druid, Chapter 5, Section 3


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Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling "Innervate me!!" at them.


EDIT:

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Often followed by Holy Smokes!

yup

lol.

Ehh, I'ma risk it.



Shame this isn't canon.


It should have really been waffles and not chocolate cake.. Waffles were an iconic Druid thing.

Genesis has occasionally said that Cairne, Baine, and Dezco are pretty much clones of each other.

The Cairne card summons up a Baine card that is only ever relevant when Cairne dies. The Baine card also has the exact same stats at Cairne. Essentially, Cairne clones himself when he dies. :P

So where in the game is this flavor text? I don't see it when I hover over cards.

That's pretty much one of my most favorite Worgen artworks, it truly encapsulates how a Worgen Rogue would look stalking the rooftops of his homeland.

He sounds really awesome when you play him too, though I think it's the same guy that voiced Garrosh since it sounds a lot like him.

I love how "First kill!" and "I smell blood!" sound so intimidating.

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I think the TCG art for Worgen never disappointed me though, they were all pretty well done.

It's in the card crafting menu.

Go to your collection and right click on a card.