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Anansi 09-07-2013 04:12 PM

The Official Rules of Scrolls of Lore
 
No exceptions.
  1. You don't talk about Lordaeron.
  2. You DON'T talk about Lordaeron.
  3. Horde bias.
  4. ARM is better than you.
  5. Everyone in Warcraft who is not evil is stupid.
  6. Everyone in Warcraft who is not stupid is evil.
  7. Rules 5 and 6 do not preclude the coexistence of evil and stupidity within the same character.
  8. Eliphas hates everything and so should you!
  9. The Slowpoke is not to be approached or acknowledged.
  10. Canadians do not count as actual people.
  11. There are no real Germans on the Internet.
  12. There is no middle ground.
  13. Everyone on Scrolls of Lore is female.
  14. There are no rules.
  15. Everyone on Scrolls of Lore is Omacron.
  16. Pajamasalad is a bully.
  17. Everyone on Scrolls of Lore is a communist.
  18. It cannot be determined whether or not any object, idea or person is Portuguese.
  19. Everyone on Scrolls of Lore is Mustrum.
  20. The Nazja sees all.
  21. Austria is the same thing as Germany.
  22. You are hereby branded a heretic.
  23. It is not permissible to like things I dislike.
  24. It is all Ghostcrawler's fault.
  25. It is all Kosak's fault.
  26. It is all Metzen's fault.
  27. Wololo
  28. Pornography is either English, German or Japanese. Everything else is just sex.
  29. Kill all Forsaken.
  30. To strive to understand the Genya is to court madness.
  31. Anansi is the best at rules.
  32. The first Warcraft game you played was the high point of the series.
  33. The manual accompanying the aforementioned Warcraft game was the apex of the series' lore.
  34. If you think you're doing it right, you're wrong.
  35. Slywyn will approach you with a request for and/or offer of sexual favors.
  36. Xie is fucking crazy.
  37. Xil is fucking crazy.
  38. Fucking crazy is the new normal.
  39. Conservatives are healthier, happier, more intelligent and more productive members of society than you.
  40. The wall of text is the pinnacle of rhetorical form.
  41. Batman is always the answer.
  42. Ramses makes bad threads.
  43. Fuck you.
  44. There is no Dithon1.
  45. In any discussion, the likelihood of being derailed by SJW/Anti-SJW bullshit increases as a function of time.
  46. All statements of fact are to be considered whining.
  47. All expressions of opinion are to be considered whining.
  48. All comments, whether true or false, are to be considered whining.
  49. You have to agree with me, or I'll be very sad. Why would you want to make me sad? Do you hate me and love seeing me suffer?
  50. Leviathon is the worst mod.
  51. There are no heroes here.
  52. Comic books are not valid media.
  53. You are wrong.
  54. You are stupid.
  55. Everything will be better in Patch 5.5.
  56. No hole is too deep to keep digging.
  57. Pajamasalad is never to be in charge of anything ever.
  58. The worst enemy of the Social Justice Warrior is the Social Justice Warrior.
  59. Leviathon is always right.
  60. In any circumstances under which Leviathon is not right, Leviathon was joking.
  61. Leviathan is the worst mod.
  62. The best posts must have at least three layers of formatting.
  63. You're here forever.
  64. The forum will argue anything.
  65. Scrolls of Lore is the best website.
  66. Scrolls of Lore is the worst website.
  67. Scrolls of Lore is every other website.
  68. Bolvar is the only true American.
  69. You have permission to sleep with Bolvar's sister.
  70. Cops aren't people.
  71. Gurzog gonna Gurzog.
  72. Noitora hates you.
  73. Fuck you, the Patriots are the best team.
  74. The British are the true master race.
  75. necrophotic is to be avoided.
  76. Eagan is not to be trifled with.
  77. A goat in the hand is a goat well spent.
  78. THINK about it.
  79. Daelin was right.
  80. ---
  81. ---
  82. Elf fans are wrong and should be told as much.
  83. Elves aren't real people.
  84. Fuck Night Elves.
  85. Elves cause cancer.
  86. Never trust an Elf.
  87. Dwarves are the best race.
  88. Gnomes are the best race.
  89. ---
  90. ---
  91. All dragons are useless.
  92. All dragons are evil.
  93. Lack of experience with some thing does not preclude vehement bitching against the thing.
  94. Vault of Uldaman is for scrubs.
  95. Hellfire Peninsula is for winners.
  96. Women's clothing can no longer suppress Anansi's wildness as a man.
  97. ---
  98. Any comment that can be taken the wrong way will be taken the wrong way.
  99. Any comment that cannot be taken the wrong way will be taken the wrong way.
  100. At least we can all agree in our disappointment Warcraft's lore.
  101. The Chronicle will fix everything.
  102. ---
  103. ---
  104. ---
  105. ---
  106. ---
  107. ---
  108. ---
  109. ---
  110. The rules are useless.
  111. We know everything, except when we don't.
  112. ---
  113. ---
  114. ---
  115. If it exists, Arashi hates it.
  116. Pajamasalad and Genesis cannot get along.
  117. It's all Obama's fault.
  118. Pajamasalad and Kakwakas need to get a room.
  119. ---
  120. ---
  121. ---
  122. ---
  123. Warlords of Draenor never happened.

Saranus 09-07-2013 04:21 PM

Aw.. He has a crush on Lev. It's cute.

Anansi 09-07-2013 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saranus (Post 952673)
Aw.. He has a crush on Lev. It's cute.

These are the rules, man. I don't make the rules. I just codify them.

Aneurysm 09-07-2013 04:32 PM

Rule #??: There must always be a Foe Jar.

C9H20 09-07-2013 05:01 PM

Rule 55, everything will be fixed in patch 5.5 ... everything

Omacron 09-07-2013 05:09 PM

Rule 1: No anal virgins

Noitora 09-07-2013 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omacron (Post 952712)
Rule 1: No anal virgins

Receiving or giving?

SmokeBlader 09-07-2013 05:12 PM

Smoke is a girl. :\

Anansi 09-07-2013 05:12 PM

Scrolls of Lore Rule Number 1 must be determined by majority decision, given its placement upon the codex of fate.

Erthad 09-07-2013 05:14 PM

Rule 14: There are no rules.

Rule 19: Mustrum is all of us.

Yuber8900 09-07-2013 05:21 PM

Rule 1. Thornby is your God.

Noitora 09-07-2013 05:32 PM

Rule 20: The'Nazja sees all.

ijffdrie 09-07-2013 06:19 PM

Ramheim's law: The longer a discussion goes on, the more likely it is to shift to the theoretical sexual habits of one of the important figures within the discussed universe.

Lord Grimtale 09-07-2013 06:20 PM

Batman wins every poll.

Trickster 09-07-2013 06:23 PM

Rule #27: Wololo
Rule #28: ^^^^

ijffdrie 09-07-2013 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhinyAlly (Post 952773)
Rule #27: Wololo

By your command, imperius leader. We shall convince the world of the crimes that have been committed against alliance players.

Noitora 09-07-2013 06:28 PM

Rule 9: For the love of god please do not argue with slow about anything.

Rule 10: All Canadian posters must be referred to as Canadians. they're not people.

Rule 30: Do not try to understand Genya's gifs.

Rule 3: All bias is horde bias.

Trickster 09-07-2013 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijffdrie (Post 952775)
By your command, imperius leader. We shall convince the world of the crimes that have been committed against alliance players.

Ok. Let's do that.

EDIT:
Rule #46: I never whine, I only point out facts.

Amaile 09-07-2013 06:41 PM

This thread smells like Horde bias to me. I'm out.















Jk, it's Alliance bias because gnomes. :D

Noitora 09-07-2013 06:43 PM

Rule 35: Xie is fucking crazy.

Rule 36: Xil is fucking crazy.

Trickster 09-07-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noitora (Post 952784)
Rule 35: Xie is fucking crazy.

Rule 36: Xil is fucking crazy.

Haven't seen him/her post in a while.

Erthad 09-07-2013 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhinyAlly (Post 952773)
Rule #27: Wololo

http://t.qkme.me/3rsj30.jpg

Quirnheim 09-07-2013 07:17 PM

Rule 7: Name calling is acceptable, as is creating parody accounts to mock forum goers.

Rule 8: Mocking mental illness is also acceptable.

Erthad 09-07-2013 07:18 PM

Rule 6: Saltiness below.

Quirnheim 09-07-2013 07:19 PM

Probably already taken but

Rule 34: If it's undead, Xil will have sex with it.


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