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Timolas 05-03-2012 01:48 AM

SoL Quote Archive
 
I accidentally blew up the whole thread while trying to fix it after Yubes/Mage hijacked it with mod powers and made it his own.
So uh. Round two I guess, frustratingly enough.

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Originally Posted by Fojar (Post 471305)
"Let's get down to business....to defeat.....the Horde...Hwuh!"

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Originally Posted by Tilgath (Post 433106)
"Do you know Bob Swiftriver?"
"Yeah, I met him on the other side of Ashenvale once 6,432 years ago. Why?"
"He says, 'Hey'."

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Originally Posted by Anne_Neritas (Post 475838)
Why do I get the feeling there is a joke here I'm not getting?

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Originally Posted by Exxile87 (Post 476798)
Grats. If you ever want to know how it feels to have sex with a real woman, I'd be glad to inform you.




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Originally Posted by Kir the Wizard (Post 476556)
If you really do direct something about Illidan, I'd ask for a musical feauturing him and his followers. Like, Illidan making sure that they are prepared.

http://www.wowpedia.org/images/d/d5/...ll_Illidan.gif So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/8/89/...gaSeaWitch.gif And where do we feature?
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/d/d5/...ll_Illidan.gif Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
With great justice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

http://www.wowpedia.org/images/8/89/...gaSeaWitch.gif Be prepared for what?
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/d/d5/...ll_Illidan.gif For the death of Magtheridon, Lord of the Outland!
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/2/20/...l'thas.gif Why? Is he sick?
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/d/d5/...ll_Illidan.gif No, you fool, we're going to kill him... and A'dal too!
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/2/20/...l'thas.gif Great idea! Who needs a Lord of Outland?
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/4/41/IconSmall_Akama.gif No lord, No lord, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/d/d5/...ll_Illidan.gif Idiots! There will BE a Lord of Outland!
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/2/20/...l'thas.gif But you just said...
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/d/d5/...ll_Illidan.gif *I* will be the Lord of Outland! Stick with me, and you'll never be hungry for magic again!
http://www.wowpedia.org/images/4/41/IconSmall_Akama.gifhttp://www.wowpedia.org/images/2/20/...l'thas.gifhttp://www.wowpedia.org/images/8/89/...gaSeaWitch.gif YEA!!!!!! Long live Lord of Outland! Long live Lord of Outland!

http://www.wowpedia.org/images/d/d5/...ll_Illidan.gifSo prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the bloodiest war
Meticulous planning
Malfurion spanning
Tyrande in denial
Is simply why I'll
Be lord undisputed
respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes my chest and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!


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Originally Posted by Soldrethar (Post 323516)
Just what I heard, anyway, would you rather look like this:



I just hate how society became so anti-facial hair. Something that is naturally supposed to be there to make men look different from women, yet for some reason, society grew to hate it. I just don't understand it. It's annoying being told "you need a shave" by nosy people you know and don't know, just because they have been brainwashed by shaving adds to believe beards are "wrong".

And I say this as a guy who, when I was a young teen, shaved mindlessly just because "people said I should". Not because I wanted to, but because people drilled it into my head that beards=bad and cleanshaven=good.

Then I realized how pointless and wrong it is to shave, and put down the razer forever. I get disgusted whenever I see a shaving add because it's more and more brainwashing. What's good is that society is starting to accept beards more and more, but I fear it's only a "fad" that won't last.

But I believe the whole anti-beard thing is just a symptom of people trying to feminize men into girly pussies.


Porimlys 05-03-2012 02:12 AM

That soldrethar quote gets me every time.

Yuber8900 05-03-2012 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Salomit (Post 477919)
I accidentally blew up the whole thread while trying to fix it

There was nothing to fix!

Errr, I mean, how'd you do that?

Timolas 05-03-2012 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mage (Post 477940)
There was nothing to fix!

Errr, I mean, how'd you do that?

You should have seen me frantically hitting the Click to go back button as I realised what I was doing. I copy pasted what you write and was going to relocate it, but then I accidentally messed everything up.

I feel like a t00l.

Lon-ami 05-03-2012 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Timolas (Post 477970)
You should have seen me frantically hitting the Click to go back button as I realised what I was doing. I copy pasted what you write and was going to relocate it, but then I accidentally messed everything up.

I feel like a t00l.

Is the spam thread safe?

Just don't touch it that, ever :P.

Anyway: LIKE A BOSS

http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...ient=firefox-a

Copy whatever is worth from there before the cache expires.

Timolas 05-03-2012 04:53 AM

You're a hero Lon.

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I think their meat is very good, it can connect to the devil I guess.
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Jaina: Prepare for trouble...
Varian: And make it double...
Jaina: To protect the world from devastation...
Varian: To unite all peoples within my nation...
Jaina: To denounce the evils of demons and Horde...
Varian: To extend our reach and strengthen our accord...
Jaina: Jaina
Varian: Varian
Jaina: Team Alliance blasts off at the speed of magic...
Varian: Surrender now or your end will be tragic!
Genn: Wooooooof! That's fantastic!

Kir the Wizard 05-03-2012 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ARM3481 (Post 134449)
Mere thread derailment is for sissies. When SoL's through with it, the thread's buried in the smoking wreckage of a forty-car pileup atop the ambulance that was hauling its broken body away from the site of the actual derailment. :D

...

Lon-ami 05-03-2012 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Timolas (Post 477975)
You're a hero Lon.

I'm a man of science, computer science :P.

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Originally Posted by Kir the Wizard (Post 478029)
...

One of the most epic quotes of this site EVER.

Nozdormu 05-03-2012 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lon-ami (Post 478039)
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Originally Posted by Kir the Wizard (Post 478029)
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Originally Posted by ARM3481 (Post 134449)
Mere thread derailment is for sissies. When SoL's through with it, the thread's buried in the smoking wreckage of a forty-car pileup atop the ambulance that was hauling its broken body away from the site of the actual derailment. :D

...

One of the most epic quotes of this site EVER.

And we have a winner!

Bolvar 05-03-2012 08:32 AM

Did you look into that vBulletin add-on?

AndyJP 05-03-2012 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantus
I know that this will come as a surprise to everybody, but I am a midget on stilts and AndyJP is my favorite member of SoL.

Truth!

Kir the Wizard 05-03-2012 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmictimelion (Post 383448)
I've noticed several posters on WoW forums talking about how 2h swords should be "dark". By dark they mean "go around pointlessly killing civilians and being one dimensional villains while twiddling they're moustaches type dark.

Some people seem to believe 2h swords were meant to be the "evil" weapon of the game. I fail to see where that was ever marketed. The entire point of the 2h sword story is that they are trying to control their pointy urges, to control the blade within. Not relapse and willingly murder people. How is that interesting? Chris Metzen himself said they are supposed to be the "wolverine of the game" for that reason I just listed.

Now people seem to list the runeblades as being dark and wicked, simply based on their use of guerrilla necromancy tactics. Apparently setting traps and being tactically more intelligent then your enemies makes you "dark" now. I fail to see anything dark about the runeblades, let alone sinister. I have no idea why people keep bringing them up and saying they're dark.


Anyway....the entire point of the 2h sword story is that they're trying control the sword within, which means they wont go around being dark or evil or whatever. They also seem to becoming very similar to the 2h hammer, which is something that I approve of. They're basically more ferocious, sword anthro maces. They're using giant anvil's as buildings, seemingly developing an increasing care for metalwork, and female swords are being inducted into the 2h hammer weapon rack. I seriously hope they continue with this for 2h swords, instead of turning them into 1 dimensional villains like the daggers.




TL'DR version: No 2h swords will not be dark, as they're entire story is about controlling the blade within, and are becoming more and more like the 2h hammers who saved them from the 1 dimensional daggers.

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Originally Posted by Soldrethar (Post 290636)
@ Skytotem, whacking things with the "dark" bat will not make said things have a good story. Whacking things with the "unique" bat will not make said things have a good story. What is with people and needing everything to be 100% "unique". Why can't anyone just like something for what it is, or how well written it is, why does everything have to be unique for people to like it?

Kid 1 : "Hey my old transformers toy is really cool IMO, it's not unique at all but I really like it because it's high quality and I personally think it looks really cool"

Kid 2 : "My brand new transformers toy is super unique, its awesome, not good quality at all, in fact it's made out of wood and sterilized cow poop, BUT UNIQUE, screw your old transformers toy, its lame because it's generic"

Kid 1 : "So what if it's generic? How does that make it any less good? Do you actually like your new transformers toy for what it is, or just because it's unique?"

Kid 2 : "LOL NOOB ENJOY YOUR NOOB GENERIC TRANSFORMER LOLOLOLOL"


Kid 1: "What the hell..."


HalfElfDragon 05-03-2012 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Yuber8900 (Post 9661)
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Originally Posted by Kenzuki (Post 9658)
For the love of Uther people his name is Turalyon!

Turalyon

Fine whatever, I hate typing people's real names anyway. I mostly just call them thing or it.



That's a freakiy new avatar Kenzuli.

Again.

Gortrash 05-03-2012 02:17 PM

And fresh from the MoP Beta thread...

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Originally Posted by SmokeBlader (Post 478300)
The pic made me laugh until I lost my virginity.


Timolas 05-03-2012 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bolvar (Post 478281)

As for the thing you posted, I didn't get it before I blew up the thread. Relink?

Bolvar 05-03-2012 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Timolas (Post 478366)
As for the thing you posted, I didn't get it before I blew up the thread. Relink?

http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showt...074#post485074

Vil'rexin 05-03-2012 03:39 PM

Do we need to fund supervision for Timolas so that he doesn't mess up again?

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Originally Posted by Xilizhra (Post 323075)
I am myself a nonpracticing pedophile.


Volkrin 05-03-2012 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasarax (Post 478391)
Do we need to fund supervision for Timolas so that he doesn't mess up again?

I think it's like a law that any given admin has to torpedo at least one General Discussion thread on accident. It's sort of a rite of passage.

Timolas 05-03-2012 03:53 PM

It's pretty much THE induction ceremony.

Yuber8900 05-03-2012 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Volkrin (Post 478396)
I think it's like a law that any given admin has to torpedo at least one General Discussion thread on accident. It's sort of a rite of passage.

I'll have you know that most of the admins are too lazy to even do that.

HalfElfDragon 05-03-2012 07:40 PM

I love this guy.


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Originally Posted by deragoku (Post 478492)
Once I decided from Sonic Rush NDS series two games, they are quite good! "Sonic Chronicles", I think is also very good, although some rebound.

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Originally Posted by deragoku (Post 478503)
Women are always a bunch of bitches on the High Elf, High Elf male is always sissy. However, I do not like them, and this, coupled with women's armor is naked, I lost hope.

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Originally Posted by deragoku (Post 478508)
Since the 1950s, like a real smart, really old sci-fi flick. It must be noted that before the surgery, I can squeeze the front a minute ago, I think it is not even released.


Torch 05-04-2012 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Fordragon (Post 205050)
The novel opens with Rhonin, a canteloupe, and a Gnomish Microwave. Checking around for anyone else nearby, he sneaks the canteloupe inside, turns the microwave on for one minute, and then pulls it back out. Noting that the canteloupe is heated all the way through, Rhonin cuts a hole in the top, slowly removes all his clothes, gently climbs atop the canteloupe and proceeds to vigorously fuck the shit out of the canteloupe.

So he has sex with various kinds of warmed up melons all throughout the book, going to progressively greater lengths to obtain these varieties of exotic fruits to have sex with. I would go very much in depth about agriculture in Azeroth and what kinds of plants grow in what kind of climates. As the various farmers explain these things to him, Rhonin will notice various melon-type fruits growing that he will become sexually attracted to. His attraction will build and build until he just can't take it anymore, and he not only steals the fruit for sex, but also kills every person in the vicinity and burns the farm to the ground to ensure there are no witnesses to his terrible secret.

This novel goes on and on for three hundred or so pages until it just... sort of ends, without any resolution or anything. Just "learns about farming, murders a bunch of people, heating up melons, full penetration, repeat," over and over again.

I can't help but worry how I remembered this...

Also, am I just crazy, or was there that one post really far back that was something like "The Scourge going to outland makes more sense than the scourge" or something wierd like that? Remember it being screenshotted and used as an embarrassment a couple of times

Kir the Wizard 05-04-2012 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonneillon (Post 328098)
"Rhonin appeared from the shadows, "Kil'jaden! Your time has come!". Unexpectedly the dark demonic master spun around from his delicious felchicken dinner to view the red haired intruder. "But... how can you be here on Argus! Climbin' in my windows, snatchin' my demons up." Rhonin smirked with a small gesture of two fingers he used all his powers to summon all the human nations in a cistern of arcane magic at his feet, the room filled with the soldiers of the alliance. With a wave of his second hand he, in one fell swoop, transformed them into men no longer. Rhonin had studied the magics of Arugal after HE single handedly defeated the gilnean mage and his dogs TWICE (reconned bitches). Those confused masses of humans burst forth a new, something else... a army of half raptors ridden by the Worgen of Gilneas into battle. Dinosaur men from every corner of Azeroth lunged forward with their mounted Worgen in tow. With a toss of his crimson hair, he engaged Kil'jaden in single combat backed by his mounted army of tooth, scale, fur and claw.

"NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!" yelled Kil'jaden stumbling backwards. He flailed pathetically trying to muster a spell as he fell to the sea of purple scales and blood stained fur. Triumphantly Rhonin picked up a hefty fel-seasoned drumstick and took a bite. "Kind of dry..." uttered the master mage as he spat out the greenish chicken flesh on Kil'jaden's now bloodless corpse."


Staring down at the neather energies swirling at his feet, Rhonin, without hesitation stepped in. The rift consumed him returning to the Violet Tower in Azeroth. In his absence, the Black Dragon flight had attacked Dalaran. Rhonin stepped through the portal and down the steps only to be met with Deathwing himself. "You have been busy little insect" the Ancient Armored molten husk of a Dragon boomed. "You might have defeated Kil'jaden, but he was but a bumbling Eredar compared to my Masters." Rhonin without missing a beat knew what he must do. The mage had already figured out Deathwings weak spot, he jumped into the air and cast two blasts of arcane nukes right into the Dragon's eyes (After all the eyes are everyones weakspot.) Molten fire poured out of the played sockets and the huge Black Dragon howled in pain clawing for the Master Mage. Blinded, Deathwing screached and with one mighty flap attempted to fly. Rhonin smirkingly simply whispered the order "Have at em V-Hizzle." Varian-Goldwyrnn, the master of all Worgen jumped down from the very peak of the Violet Tower. Lunging onto the Aspect's back he firmly grasped the mighty creatures armored wings. For Varian was now the Alpha of all wolves and all the Alliance races, even the Aspects needed to know his domain. He ripped the Black Dragon lords wings right off, tossing them aside as though they were children's toys and rode the beast crashing to the ground as it burned through the sky above Dalaran.

Down below Rhonin Redhair saw the massive Dragon crash into the floating city with a massive thump, as the crumbling the buildings below him gave way as if they were crackers in a bowl of lava armor soup. The Aspect of Death looked up "H..How!" he mustered with but a weak trembling voice. The mage laughed, "You come into my home and hold a lady hostage? Take advantage of my absence and assume you can defeat me?!" The huge plated Dragon stammered, his metal jaw becoming unhinged with a rusty squeek, "B... B...But..." he mustered. Rhonen, simply placed his foot upon the Dragon's lower jaw. "This... this is for AZEROTH BLACKY!", with one mighty thrust of his arcane rich calve muscles, kicking his foot forward he ripped the great black beast's jaw clean off. Liquid fire poured on the shattered ground as smoked billowed up, Deathwing was no more. "Help!" Rhonan heard, turning his attention to the Dalran's enchanted fountain's statue of an animal that doesn't exist in Lorderon and fish that don't exist in Northrend to which Maiev was tied firmly. Maiev called out "Oh please help me Rhonin." But it was too late, the huge wolfman Varian strode forward confident to claim his Elven prize. "I am the King of Stormwind AND Goldrinn, a creature of pure RAGE and POWER, No one, Not Deathwing, Not Kil'jaden, Nor some mage from Dalaran going to stop me from claiming my right." Rhonin would have none of that shit, so he polyed the avatar of the wolf god into a sheep with little more than a point of his finger like it were a gun, he blew the magical smoke from it's tip. "Looks like he was a wolf in sheep's clothing after all" he chortled to Maive. "Guess we are having spring lamb for dinner." turning back to the terrified sheep where Lo'gosh once stood he unleashed a fireball which roasted the sheep in seconds.

Rhonin stepped forward untying the beautiful Maiev from the statue, with a spash she tossed her wet hair back, her tattered clothing soaked, clinging gently to her form. "Oh Rhonin, thank you! How can I ever repay you!" Rhonin whispered in the Nightelves ample ear "You know, I've never went purple before." She blushed, her purple cheeks flush with scarlet, she let out a giggle and a bounce. "Let me show you what I did with Illidan for a few thousand years... then". Maiev turned around and faced the red headed demigod mage man before her. His jaw dropped at the sight of his moist old Sentinel sex toy as she slowly disrobed her soaked garmets before him. The harness that fashioned her to the statue still firmly around her waist, the scraps of her clothing dropped with a spash. The purple elf glistened in the fountains enchanted waters in the cool Northrend air. "Woman, you know I'm a married man." Maiev put her hand to his cheek bashfully. "We Nightelven women didn't go ten thousand years without going both ways baby."

Rhonin knew what he must do. The mage summoned his mount, Cenarius and lept upon his back. He commanded with a whip of the reigns "HI HOE CENARIUS! HOME WE GO! To Stormwind!". The Demigod reared its front hooves yelling "By your command my liege!" Rhonin with one hand lifted the nude elf by her harness on to the stag man's back and they flew off into the sunset toward his new throne room in Stormwind. "Warden" whispered Rhonin to the damp sultry buxom Nightelf "I'm going to fuck the crazy right out of you."

:rhonin::cenarius::raptor:

Torch 05-04-2012 11:35 AM

Actually, couldn't we just include most of the Rhonin "fanfic" on the forums as great quotes?

Saranus 05-04-2012 03:16 PM

Anyone have any good Rolandius stuff? Or any stuff from the heyday of classifying minutiae? Are ogres a separate race from ogre magi and ogre kings? I'm dying to know!


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