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miffy23 05-29-2015 02:28 PM

There Be Supplicants of Slaanesh Beyond This Threshold (NSFW)
 
OMACRON EDIT: I can't believe I have to say this but no nudity. That includes genitalia from all sexes and female nipples, in either hotlinked images or in URL links. Clean that shit up before I start waving the banhammer around like you autists wave your dicks around.

I wanted an eyecandy thread, so I'm gonna make one. Couldn't really find a thread that matched this description I'm about to give (if there already is one, point me to it and close this).

Use this thread to talk about encounters with people you found attractive in any way you choose to divulge, to post pictures of people you find sexy or beautiful, or to discuss issues of romance, sexuality and attraction.

Disclaimer: Absolutely no pornographic material or perverted stuff.
No links to images or sites of porn actors or involving pornographic material. No nudity. If you want to share nudes, namedrop or do it via PN


I'll start by posting some of the women in media today I find most attractive. Generally I prefer dark-haired women with generous curves, a bit more to grip is fine too, I don't like actual fat though. I actually detest thin women physically though, I'd rather chase a chubby than bang an ironing board.

Full lips, long hair, breasts gotta be ample and for god's sake no gigantic aureloas / antenna nipples, hate that.

Here's some of the women I start to drool over when they show up on screen:

Monica Bellucci
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...43af17a0f7.jpg

Salma Hayek
http://celebcenter.us/wp-content/upl...almahayek5.jpg

Rachel Weisz
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BxuJYa0ZqcE/0.jpg

Sofia Vergara
**censored**

As far as porn goes, it's hard to beat Gianna Michaels.




Let's see, what's worth talking about experience-wise...scoring a 27 year old when I was 18, that was pretty neat.

Go forth and throw your filth in here.

And fyi, you can post whatever you find attractive - if that's men or angrogynous people, that's fine too. Just keep it within acceptable confines and nothing explicit.

ijffdrie 05-29-2015 02:37 PM

Ugh, to allow perversion such as this on the forum.

miffy23 05-29-2015 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ijffdrie (Post 1313463)
Ugh, to allow perversion such as this on the forum.

You can put pink hats on yours if that floats your boat.

Gurzog 05-29-2015 02:39 PM

when was the olympics started in london? I scored some that night in a hotel in london with a 25 year old (smoking lady) met her while waiting on the toilet.

alot of beers were drunk that night.

miffy23 05-29-2015 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurzog (Post 1313466)
when was the olympics started in london? I scored some that night in a hotel in london with a 25 year old (smoking lady) met her while waiting on the toilet.

How does that work, anyway? I've had my fair share of flings and all that, but it usually just began by chatting in a bar or at a party somewhere -I've never experienced that random pick-up in an atypical situation before.

Gurzog 05-29-2015 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miffy23 (Post 1313467)
How does that work, anyway? I've had my fair share of flings and all that, but it usually just began by chatting in a bar or at a party somewhere -I've never experienced that random pick-up in an atypical situation before.

Jedi mind tricks.

Feltongue 05-29-2015 02:52 PM

http://i.imgur.com/QW2RdCT.jpg

FIRST! SUCKERRSSSS

spidey1980 05-29-2015 02:55 PM

Claire Danes. Whenever I see her i just wanna lick her face...

Gurzog 05-29-2015 02:57 PM

I wanna make love to/with gwyneth paltrow.

ijffdrie 05-29-2015 03:00 PM

If we're gonna have this thread anyway...

That Liv Tyler girl is pretty cute.
As is, of course, that glorious dude Jason Momoa

Shaman 05-29-2015 03:00 PM

http://www.unrealfacts.com/wp-conten...ve-buscemi.jpg

SmokeBlader 05-29-2015 03:03 PM

Yukie Kawamura is my waifu.

neoshadow 05-29-2015 03:05 PM

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...80/932/474.gif

Commander Rotal 05-29-2015 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaman (Post 1313476)

You know the weird part is i can see why. He has dreamy eyes.

miffy23 05-29-2015 03:08 PM

Buscemi is just an amazing personality. I can see that.

Insipid_Lobster 05-29-2015 03:08 PM

Me. Myself and I. <3

Yaskaleh 05-29-2015 03:22 PM

Look, a shitty thread. gotta post in it.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/650598/thu...CARREY-570.jpg

Insipid_Lobster 05-29-2015 03:24 PM

No Smirkfu yet? Sheesh.

http://www.telefilmaddicted.com/word...8-1200-800.jpg

Yaskaleh 05-29-2015 03:26 PM

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uplo...-swift-467.jpg

miffy23 05-29-2015 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insipid_Lobster (Post 1313487)
No Smirkfu yet? Sheesh.

She's cute, and a sexy character, but not voluptuous enough for me.

SmokeBlader 05-29-2015 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insipid_Lobster (Post 1313487)
No Smirkfu yet? Sheesh.

Brunette Smirkfu = Best Smirkfu

Yaskaleh 05-29-2015 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miffy23 (Post 1313489)
She's cute, and a sexy character, but not voluptuous enough for me.

Larger than C I consider quite unattractive.

Omacron 05-29-2015 03:28 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...wgzlo1_500.jpg

Commander Rotal 05-29-2015 03:37 PM

I'm so going to photobomb this thread in a few minutes...

miffy23 05-29-2015 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yaskaleh (Post 1313492)
Larger than C I consider quite unattractive.

C to Double D, anything larger is usually awkward.
Smaller than B is a no-no.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commander Rotal (Post 1313496)
I'm so going to photobomb this thread in a few minutes...

If you post dinosaurs I will smack you.


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