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Old 10-26-2016, 08:05 PM
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Issue: Kul Tiras Looks to the Stars

The Issue
The recent popularity of a science-fiction TV show has prompted calls for Kul Tiras to develop its own space program.

1. “Don’t tell me space colonies wouldn’t be cool,” says excited fifth-grade teacher Iocane Derr, still wearing fake Draenei beard-tentacles from his last convention. “Think of how they would galvanize the national population! And there would also be some kind of scientific benefit, probably.”

2. “The project certainly is feasible, but very expensive,” says Kul Tiras Space Agency Head Stefanie Jihns. “We could make it less of a burden on the taxpayers if we sought funding from private industry — advertisements on the side of our rockets, selling contracts to the Arms Manufacturing industry, that kind of thing.”

3. “If the Holy Light had meant Man to fly, it would have formed us with solid rocket boosters instead of legs,” says religious type Gilden Shinehammer. “We should not be looking to the stars, but rather inside our own hearts. That’s why we should abandon this so-called space program, and instead make the teaching of religion mandatory in all schools.”


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