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Old 09-02-2015, 09:09 AM
Saranus Saranus is offline

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Originally Posted by Omacron View Post
So one of the company I review hotels for asked me at the last minute if I could check into a fancy hotel. A really fancy hotel. $1k a night fancy (unfortunately, only for one night).

The room comes with a fucking butler. What the fuck do I use a fucking butler for? Give me suggestions for shit to get buttled.
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