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Old 05-27-2016, 08:25 PM
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I hate elves everyday
Wish those elves would go away
Don't care if they're Blood or Night
I hate Elves with all my might

They ruin the alliance they ruin the Horde
They drive a drill into my gourd.
Put them at the end of my sword
Arrrrgh me laddies are you aboard.

Furion has chicken feathers and chicken feet
Kael'thas always has been beat
Sylvanas only knows how to retreat
And Useless Illidan on his seat

I hate Nightfallen and Undead
I hate San'layn and the High
I wish they all would soon be dead
I wish they all would just die.

They bought the Legion to Azeroth
Drove the Trolls from their land
Now Azshara works for mighty N'zoth
And the rest never lend a hand

Why did Velen restore that well
When he could send them all to Hell
A product of a magical lake
Created by a Titanic mistake

Make Azeroth great again
Put those Elves behind a wall
Say good bye and Light A-men
Do it for the good of all.

Make the Elves pay for the wall
With Arcane cubes and Nature's call
Send them packing big or small
As we drink in our Hall.
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Old 05-27-2016, 10:03 PM
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Can this be considered hate-speech and racism, thus locking the thread?
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Old 05-27-2016, 10:35 PM
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Old 05-28-2016, 06:41 AM
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To Genya: Find a human, put pointy ears on him and glowy eyes.

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Can this be considered hate-speech and racism, thus locking the thread?
Elves aren't people, they're magic junkies who should be put in cells and studied for science.
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Old 05-28-2016, 09:32 AM
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I hate elves everyday
Wish those elves would go away
Don't care if they're Blood or Night
I hate Elves with all my might

They ruin the alliance they ruin the Horde
They drive a drill into my gourd.
Put them at the end of my sword
Arrrrgh me laddies are you aboard.

Furion has chicken feathers and chicken feet
Kael'thas always has been beat
Sylvanas only knows how to retreat
And Useless Illidan on his seat

I hate Nightfallen and Undead
I hate San'layn and the High
I wish they all would soon be dead
I wish they all would just die.

They bought the Legion to Azeroth
Drove the Trolls from their land
Now Azshara works for mighty N'zoth
And the rest never lend a hand

Why did Velen restore that well
When he could send them all to Hell
A product of a magical lake
Created by a Titanic mistake

Make Azeroth great again
Put those Elves behind a wall
Say good bye and Light A-men
Do it for the good of all.

Make the Elves pay for the wall
With Arcane cubes and Nature's call
Send them packing big or small
As we drink in our Hall.
Please tell us little Bull, where did the bad elf touch you?
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Old 05-28-2016, 10:59 AM
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You could take a guy with a trunk instead of a nose and hed still be cuter than most of SoL population. The only cute ones are annie, cemo and me tbh
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Old 05-28-2016, 11:07 AM
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You could take a guy with a trunk instead of a nose and hed still be cuter than most of SoL population. The only cute ones are annie, cemo and me tbh

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Please tell us little Bull, where did the bad elf touch you?
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
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Old 05-28-2016, 12:11 PM
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Why can't I be cute too? :c
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Old 05-28-2016, 12:35 PM
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Death to all elves.

Except wood elves. Those guys are cool. But only because they have celtic and nordic runes like the dwarves. Who are cooler than most elves.
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Old 05-28-2016, 01:34 PM
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how many times will i have to repeat it lol

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Old 05-28-2016, 03:36 PM
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how many times will i have to repeat it lol
I hope the girl in your signature is above 18 years old. Even if she is above 18, that photo doesn't make me take her seriously. It tells me that haters have her so upset that she posts pictures of herself in her underwear.

Secondly, if there are rules against posting pornography in this forum you shouldn't post that.

EDIT: Forum rules actually state not to post sexual content, imagine of someone at a school or workplace opened this thread. They could get into trouble.

Third, the statement is not fact. George Bush Senior hates Broccoli. However his argument is valid, because Broccoli sucks. Just as Elves suck.

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Why can't I be cute too? :c
You want to be cute, play a dwarf.

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Death to all elves.

Except wood elves. Those guys are cool. But only because they have celtic and nordic runes like the dwarves. Who are cooler than most elves.
Let no Elf be spared.
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Old 05-28-2016, 03:52 PM
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[link]http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/amanda-bynes-use-of-the-word-ugly__oPt.jpg[/link]

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Wanna know if she is? Look it up

Is it porn? No

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Old 05-28-2016, 09:43 PM
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I absolutely love elves
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Old 05-29-2016, 01:06 AM
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I absolutely love elves
I love elves and dwarves but some elf and dwarf fans are horrible.
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