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View Poll Results: How do you like your Spam?
Spam and Cheese 4 23.53%
Purrito 1 5.88%
Spammetti Bolognese 2 11.76%
Spam Musubi 1 5.88%
Chicken Tikka Spamala 2 11.76%
Pizza Spammerita 3 17.65%
Chili con Spam 1 5.88%
Bloody Spammy 1 5.88%
Spalmond Milk 1 5.88%
Spammer Kebab 1 5.88%
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:22 AM
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Why would a swamper be the tallest?
Presumably because IJfdrie is an affront against nature.
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:24 AM
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You guys are just wasting Earth's resources and taking up more space. Learn to be efficient.
D'aaww, no need to be upset. Small people can be useful too. You can be our cup holder or our footrest.
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:26 AM
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:26 AM
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D'aaww, no need to be upset. Small people can be useful too. You can be our cup holder or our footrest.
Small gals are really great as well, makes you feel you are really splitting them in two when you...well, you know what.
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:31 AM
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Small gals are really great as well, makes you feel you are really splitting them in two when you...well, you know what.
Hold their hands?
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:38 AM
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Old 04-16-2017, 08:40 AM
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Old 04-16-2017, 09:08 AM
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Why would a swamper be the tallest?
The Dutch are often measured to be the tallest people with their average height being around 5'11" to 6'0". For comparison, Americans are around 5'9" and India is 5'5". Czechs are also tall at around 5'11", most European countries are 5'9" to 6'0" with the Dutch being among the tallest. Germans fall into the 5'9" camp as well.
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Old 04-16-2017, 12:37 PM
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I think I win this round.
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Old 04-16-2017, 01:15 PM
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Having Easter at an aunts place with family, the pigs are cute, but the random deer-head in the yard was a surprise
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Old 04-16-2017, 02:59 PM
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Having Easter at an aunts place with family, the pigs are cute, but the random deer-head in the yard was a surprise
I like that you didn't give context.
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:39 PM
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I like that you didn't give context.
Well I'm in Texas, I felt that was all the context that was needed.
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Old 04-16-2017, 07:16 PM
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Old 04-16-2017, 09:01 PM
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Old 04-16-2017, 09:05 PM
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Old 04-16-2017, 09:11 PM
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D'aaww, no need to be upset. Small people can be useful too. You can be our cup holder or our footrest.
I can fit in small spaces and that is always useful. I don't even know what it is like to not have enough leg room.
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Old 04-17-2017, 05:08 AM
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I can fit in small spaces and that is always useful. I don't even know what it is like to not have enough leg room.
Great, that means we can transport you in a small bag and have a cup holder/footrest wherever we go.
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Old 04-17-2017, 05:19 AM
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Being short is clearly superior to being tall.

As a short person I can put on stilts to simulate being one of you grotesque, freakish giants. If you wanted to achieve similar results but vice versa you'd have to chop off your legs to make it in any way believable.
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:12 AM
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I can fit in small spaces and that is always useful. I don't even know what it is like to not have enough leg room.
Sometimes I wish I could stretch out on a couch. Then I remember that would mean giving up being tall.
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:54 AM
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Sometimes I wish I could stretch out on a couch. Then I remember that would mean giving up being tall.
I can sprawl out, roll around, and assume liquid form on a couch.
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Old 04-17-2017, 09:31 AM
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I can sprawl out, roll around, and assume liquid form on a couch.
Are you sure you aren't a cat? Assuming liquid form is a trait typically found in felines.
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Old 04-17-2017, 10:56 AM
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Are you sure you aren't a cat? Assuming liquid form is a trait typically found in felines.
Can't most human females assume liquid form when on a couch?
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:41 PM
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Can't most human females assume liquid form when on a couch?
Not all of them. I can though.
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:47 PM
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Can't most human females assume liquid form when on a couch?
There's a joke in there somewhere.
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:52 PM
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There's a joke in there somewhere.
I hope not because I responded to it.
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