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View Poll Results: What do you do?
Start running, IMMEDIATELY. 1 10.00%
Gather some supplies and useful items and plan a route, then run. 3 30.00%
Start fortifying your household 1 10.00%
Ignore it. You're probably still sleeping. 0 0%
Start praying. 0 0%
Contact a doctor. Obviously, you have a problem. 2 20.00%
Wait and see. 3 30.00%
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Old 06-07-2017, 05:03 PM
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Default The time has come.

You rise out of your bed. The sun is shining brightly, the birds are chirping loudly, and the traffic is producing its first noxious gasses of the day.

However, not all is as it seems. As you check the morning newspaper (or news site), you don't see any ordinary articles. Instead, all sentences have been replaced by sentences such as 'He has come', 'RUN!' 'The destroyer is manifest!", "You should escape while you still can!" and "In his path, none shall stand."

Confused, you look around yourself, noticing that all the writing in your house has been similarly altered. If you have a pet, this is the moment it turns to you. In a disturbingly human voice, it yells at you "RUN!"

What do you do?
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Old 06-07-2017, 05:18 PM
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You don't keep supplies to egress for at least 72 hours? It's like you want to die in the imminent apocalypse.
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Old 06-07-2017, 05:18 PM
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Put on some motivational music and do a bit of cardio before heading out.

Today's the day we find out the answer to the age old question: "Who would win in a fight between the Destroyer and Kellick?".
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Old 06-07-2017, 05:38 PM
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What Kellick said but me.
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Old 06-07-2017, 05:40 PM
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What Kellick said but me.
Who would win in a fight between Mertico and Kellick?

I mean, technically I can just ban you.
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Old 06-07-2017, 05:55 PM
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Clearly, someone has gone to a lot of trouble to single me out to receive this warning. It would be a shame to let all that work go to waste, particularly since they probably know more about the situation than I do. In spite of my curiosity to see the Destroyer, I think I have to run. If running were futile, whoever set this up wouldn't have bothered to warn me.

It's always possible this is just another one of my future self's pranks, but I don't like to take chances with stuff like this.
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Old 06-07-2017, 06:01 PM
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You don't keep supplies to egress for at least 72 hours? It's like you want to die in the imminent apocalypse.
You aren't good at running anyways.
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Old 06-07-2017, 06:20 PM
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Who would win in a fight between Mertico and Kellick?

I mean, technically I can just ban you.
You could do that.
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:01 PM
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It is as prophesied.
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Old 06-08-2017, 01:24 AM
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These games of yours aren't fun.

No matter what we choose to do we'll just end up with us getting torn to pieces by rabid dingos.
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Old 06-08-2017, 06:16 AM
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These games of yours aren't fun.

No matter what we choose to do we'll just end up with us getting torn to pieces by rabid dingos.
Hey, dingos had less than half the total kills. There was also scorpion stings, a tiny octopus, walking into the XXXXXXXX. Also, a starvation, though that was not by a playable character.
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Old 06-08-2017, 06:20 AM
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Also, a starvation, though that was not by a playable character.
God fucking damn it, I knew that kid was dead.
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Old 06-08-2017, 06:22 AM
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God fucking damn it, I knew that kid was dead.
Hey, at least she survived longer than her sister.
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Old 06-08-2017, 06:30 AM
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Hey, at least she survived longer than her sister.
You're a monster. When's the next episode?
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