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Old 07-07-2013, 01:08 PM
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Just make sure that nightsaber dicks aren't barbed before you do. Or maybe not. Perhaps the likes it rough.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:08 PM
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She's a Night Elf!
I don't think our character knows what kind of elf she is. That's why the racist high elf joke is a gamble.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:12 PM
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This is my first time reading a thread like this. Do they usually come down to bestiality that quickly?
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:13 PM
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This is my first time reading a thread like this. Do they usually come down to bestiality that quickly?
I think it's a druid thing. Most get 'sexy' pretty damn fast, but I've never seen bestiality crop up so early.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:16 PM
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What beastiality? You're a human, and she's a...

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...oh. Oh, that's right.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:17 PM
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Overcome with bestial lust, you entertain thoughts of just throwing her to the ground and taking her, then and there. What would your grandmum say, though? Probably something racist, now that you think about. Actually, that's not a bad idea.

You turn and look at her. "Hey, how's a High Elf like a Sporeling?" Shocked and offended, she replies "My mother was a High Elf, you ape!" She gets off you and says " I never liked her much anyway, though. So where're we going, Mr. Fancy Hat?"

God, you love your top hat. Such a babe magnet.

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This is my first time reading a thread like this. Do they usually come down to bestiality that quickly?
Trust me, it's not getting above PG-13 if I can help it. And if you don't like the way it's going, you're welcome to suggest something.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:22 PM
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Someone should save the elf from the animal.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:25 PM
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Someone should save the elf from the animal.
Elves are animals.

Take her back to your tree-house but claim it belonged to your shit-head cousin who just died recently.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:31 PM
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Elves are animals.
Try to change into an elf.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:32 PM
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Oh Light, you're taking her home? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get elf-stink out of a domicile once it's been ground in? Do you?
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:38 PM
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Oh Light, you're taking her home? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get elf-stink out of a domicile once it's been ground in? Do you?
It's Darnassus. The reek's already overpowering. One more elf isn't going to make much difference.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:39 PM
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We're a little racist, methinks.

Instead of changing into an elf, ask if she knows how to change into something else.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:40 PM
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We're a little racist, methinks.
It's not racist if it's against elves or dragons.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:47 PM
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Druids are terrible people. We need a hunter to come in and scare the cat away.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:48 PM
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No! A hunter would enslave us as his pet!
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:49 PM
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My bet is that the elf is actually a hunter all along, and this is all just a ruse to score a bitchin' new pet.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:50 PM
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No! A hunter would enslave us as his pet!
You need a big hairy male draenei hunter to come and take you away.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:50 PM
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Methinks we should start imbuing our beings into more than one character.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:50 PM
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My bet is that the elf is actually a hunter all along, and this is all just a ruse to score a bitchin' new pet.
. . .

. . . not a mount?
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:57 PM
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. . . not a mount?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:57 PM
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Out of the corner of your eye, you see a large burly elf walking towards you. Judging by the massive gun slung across his back, chances are he's not someone to mess with. The elf on your back (You still don't know her name) gives off a small gasp. "That's Mardrack! Quick, change back!" In a bit of a panic, you try to turn into an elf. Disgusting as that is, his gun seems like it's seen a bit of use. Bones creaking, you manage to almost be an elf. Your skin's light purple, but that might be from burst blood vessels. Ears are stretched, but they're also furry. Every bit of you hurts, including a few organs you've never noticed before.

Mardrack walks up, and says to the female elf. "What are you doing here? And who's the freak with the hat?". His voice is so goddam smug, it makes you want to hit him. You bet he doesn't even have any manservants. Actually, neither do you, for that matter.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:58 PM
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Succumb to bloodlust. Rip his throat out. Mark his corpse.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:00 PM
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In his distress, he unwillingly turned into a hairy female elf-like creature. Hence the new organs.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:01 PM
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Turn into a giant gorilla.
Consume any and all nearby alcohol.
Break a glass container, if any is nearby.
Prepare for battle.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:02 PM
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The man elf tames the druid and takes him home!
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