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Old 07-07-2013, 02:04 PM
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The man elf tames the druid and takes him home!
Fuck off with that bullshit pro-elf slander propaganda. You make me sick.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:05 PM
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Fuck off with that bullshit pro-elf slander propaganda. You make me sick.
Which is why you vomit all over the male night elf.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:07 PM
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Fuck off with that bullshit pro-elf slander propaganda. You make me sick.
I am trying to influence the story!
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:16 PM
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Mardrack doesn't wait for you to respond, and casually knocks your hat off. "Oops. Was that me?" he says.

You lost your mansion. Ok, fine. You can build another one.
You lost your country. Kinda sucks, but there're other places to live.
You lost your distillery. Now, this bothers you.
You lost your status. You really don't like this.
And from the look of things, you've just lost your top hat and you're about to lose the girl.
Not over your dead, woefully sober, body.

You take a painful step forward, and attempt to lunge at him. Unfortunately, all that does is disturb your already contorted organs. You end up vomiting all over him, yourself, and the poor top hat. The girl rushes to your aid, while Mardrack just looks at you with disgust.

"C'mon, we're leaving." He commands her. "You go. I'm staying right here." She snaps back. "I said, LET'S GO!" Mardrack tries to grab her, but she pushes him away. She picks you up with astonishing strength, and walks away just as you finally black out.
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You awake in a large opulent bedroom, with all manor of decorations on the walls.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:17 PM
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Holy shit! Maybe she wasn't an elf after all, but a Landed Noble!

Jackpot!
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:24 PM
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Say a quick prayer to the Light that the male didn't win the fight and take you to his bedroom as a trophy.

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Old 07-07-2013, 02:25 PM
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Turn into an adorable puppy and/or kitten. I don't care if you have to liquefy your internals to compress your mass down to that size, you've got yourself a wealthy elven trollop to woo!
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:27 PM
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Check if you're whole and everything is at it's right place. (And realize that you're now female or a hermaphrodite, at the least.)
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:28 PM
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Okay, but next time a fight starts we're gonna empty the glass and then change into a Fascist Devilsaur.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:29 PM
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Okay, but next time a fight starts we're gonna empty the glass and then change into a Fascist Devilsaur.
With a top hat!
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:31 PM
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With a top hat!
Right! Search the room for your top hat. Change into that cute puppy and use your sense of smell.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:39 PM
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Uuuggghhhh. Everything hurts. You can barely find the strength to lift your arms. You look around the room, and see your top hat on a bedside table, right next to an enchanted lamp. You want to see how bad the damage is, but the sheet's to heavy for you to lift in this state. Although, it does feel like somethings missing...Oh no. Your tallywacker. Lil Genn. The Doomhammer. The wolf-pup. It's gone. You start to panic, but all that does is send ripples of excruciating pain down your body, which makes you panic even more.

During your convulsion, a Furbolg with a standard issue nurses hat walks in, one hand holding a container of some vile amber fluid, and the other holding a large roll of gauze. The furbolg looks at you with a puzzled expression.

"My manhood!" You scream.

"ah-roo?" the furbolg growls.

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Old 07-07-2013, 02:45 PM
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"My manhood!" You scream.

"ah-roo?" the furbolg growls.
"You know, Lil' Genn! The Doomhammer! My Lightning's Blade! My Rhonin Raptor! The Mountain King! Scroll of Teleportation: Violet Citadel!"

Point to the furbolg's crotch.

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Old 07-07-2013, 05:18 PM
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You gesture wildly at the furbolgs crotch. The Furbolg simply shrugs and advances towards you, bottle of amber fluid raised high.
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:20 PM
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Genuflect.
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:37 PM
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You attempt to get on your knees, but your body simply isn't up to the task. Instead, you fall face down onto the floor. It's at this point you notice two things.
1. You're naked.
2. You now have breasts.

The furbolg, looking slightly bemused at all this, picks you up with a rough paw. It places you back in bed and pours the amber drink down your throat. Coughing, you can't help but swallow some of it. Feeling sleepy, you let yourself drift off.
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You wake up, and you're feeling much better. Kind of sore, but still. You take a look around. You're in the same fancy room. There's a mirror, a closet, a door, and a bedside table with your hat on it.
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:40 PM
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Transform a penus from your crotch.
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:42 PM
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I hereby dub this thread "Choose your own a/d/venture!"
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:48 PM
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Using all your druidic power, you try to shapeshift a into existence. All that does is give you a slight headache though. It must have been trying to turn into an elf that did it.

Damn elves, always messing things up. First they blow up Hyjal, then they steal Lil' Genn.

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Old 07-07-2013, 05:50 PM
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Say, "Curse you Nazja, you foolish fool!"
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:52 PM
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I want a genuine adventure not some kind of bestiality gender bending snuff film!

You should use your wit to write a story of the primary forum goers in some kind of scenario. Those are always exciting. Who would you make the main character?
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:57 PM
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Using all your druidic power, you try to shapeshift a into existence. All that does is give you a slight headache though. It must have been trying to turn into an elf that did it.
Shrug. Then lift the sheet and stare at your own breasts. Are they nice? Do they turn you on?

You may not need social interaction ever again.

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Old 07-07-2013, 05:59 PM
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snuff film!
Ooooooh, there's an idea!
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Old 07-07-2013, 06:03 PM
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You curse the gods above and below for this slight. For whatever reason, the image of a laughing Naga on a motor-trike enters your mind. Sick of this, you get up and walk over to the closet, hoping for some clothes. Inside, there's the Gilnean suit you were wearing earlier; It look clean, and smells like its been freshly laundered. You put it on. The suit's a bit of a loose fit in some places, but a bit tighter in others. Checking yourself out in the mirror, you think you look quite nice; If you were still a guy, you'd even go so far as to say you were quite attractive. You place your top hat proudly upon your head, and walk right out the door. You're gonna find some wholesome (hopefully alcoholic) fun, or die trying!

There's a hallway in front of you, with marble walls and a purple rug. Up ahead, the hallway splits to the left, and to the right. There's another door on the right wall, and you think you can hear people talking inside.
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Old 07-07-2013, 06:14 PM
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I want a genuine adventure not some kind of bestiality gender bending snuff film!

You should use your wit to write a story of the primary forum goers in some kind of scenario. Those are always exciting. Who would you make the main character?
You must be new to SoL
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