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Old 02-09-2014, 01:47 PM
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You think about things, and realize Graz'bek is a really common name. Like, way too common. Truth be told, you don't like it much. Besides, rumor is that there's a chucklehead up in Amani lands that's been calling himself that. You're better then some forest Troll bumpkin. As of now, your name is Kizz'lah. And if you become a great witch doctor, you can be Kizz'jin.
You arm yourself with a your knife as you walk, and start reciting your spells in your head.
Call spirits
Hex (turns enemy into a frog)
Link Voodoo Doll
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Serpent Ward
You can also brew several potions, each with a unique effect.

"Hey! Wat chu doin', mon!"
You realize you just bumped into a berseker. A large, angry looking berseker who's just looking for an excuse.
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Old 02-09-2014, 01:49 PM
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Give that beserker a high five. Also nickname yourself "Ghostface Kizz'lah".
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Old 02-09-2014, 01:55 PM
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Wonder whether you're actually an Amani troll or not.
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Old 02-09-2014, 01:55 PM
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Old 02-09-2014, 02:06 PM
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You hold up your hand for a high-three. The Berserker just looks at you.
"No?" You say, "How about this?"
You pull out a small vial filled with an incredibly potent sleeping potion. The Berserker looks at it, uncorks it and takes a whiff.
"Hmm." He says. "It smell funny. You plottin' som..."
BAM.
Dude's out cold. You pick the vial back up and continue on your way. That was smooth, you think. Nothing but 100% Darkspear suave. You think you'll call yourself ghostface. It would go well with your facepaint, and all. Maybe team up with Ray'kwun and Rizza sometime. That would be pretty sweet.
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Old 02-09-2014, 02:09 PM
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Old 02-09-2014, 02:10 PM
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Figure out how you're going to pass this test.
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Old 02-09-2014, 02:26 PM
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Loot illicit smut from the body of fallen troll.

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Old 02-09-2014, 04:19 PM
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Reject the Darkspear and convert to Revantusk.
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Old 02-09-2014, 07:35 PM
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You stop and quickly rifle through his pockets. You never know, maybe there'll be something good. You pull out a little pamphlet, written in what looks like common. You can't make heads or tails of it, but there appears to be be some human women on the cover wearing about 2 square feet of fabric total. While you have your kinks, humans aren't one. Too soft. You like your ladies with a bit of bite to them.

Tossing the pamphlet, you realize you have no way of passing the test. You don't even know what it is yet. Your only chance, you suspect, will be to pray like hell and hope things go your way. And if shit happens, then you could always join the Revantusk. You hear they have a good thing going, other than the whole 'Still waiting on Zul'jin' thing.
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Old 02-09-2014, 07:36 PM
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Old 02-09-2014, 07:45 PM
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Consider praying to Hakkar. What's the worst that could happen?
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Old 02-09-2014, 09:28 PM
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You walk to the exam hut, a feeling of dread slowly washing over you. Shit, what are you gonna do? Pray to Hakkar? Hah, no. If one of the senior Witch Doctors catch even a hint of bad juju on you, you're dead. This isn't one of those tests you get to try again later. No, this is do or die. And if you call upon the Soulflayer, it's almost certainly die. That is, unless you can somehow manage to overpower some of the most powerful voodoo wielders, headshrinkers, and god-slayers on the Islands.

Still, it's an option.

You enter the hut. It's pitch black, and a sudden scent of rotting flesh fills the air.
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Old 02-09-2014, 10:11 PM
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Old 02-10-2014, 05:37 AM
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Old 02-10-2014, 02:04 PM
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feeling unsure, you pull a random head out of your backpack. Judging by the size, you think it's Anansi. With a quick recitation, you forcibly call his spirit for aid.
There's a sound like hidden color, and the head slowly opens it's eyes.
"You!" It squeaks. "What do you want? Filthy troll."
"Hey mon, there's no need fo da racism. Just help me out here"
"Why"
"Whadda ya mean, why? Cuz I asked ya!"
"I mean, you did kill me and trap my soul. Why in the gname of Gnomeregan would I help you? I'm not your freaking pet."
And with that, the head closes it's eyes. If you listen closely, you can just make out an ethereal voice calling you a dick. Rude.

It sounds like something's groaning in the darkness. Something big.
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Old 02-10-2014, 02:06 PM
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Old 02-10-2014, 02:11 PM
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Summon another spirit. Someone has got to be bored and itching for a chance to talk with another being.
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Old 02-12-2014, 09:33 PM
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Old 02-25-2014, 10:07 AM
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:40 AM
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Old 09-08-2014, 07:58 AM
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Old 09-27-2014, 05:06 PM
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Figuring it can't hurt, you reach back into your bag and pull out a meaty green tinted head with a large ponytail attached to it. After reciting the chant, it's eyes slowly open.

"THEY'RE IN THE TREES! THRALLS BALLS, GET DOWN! I SAI...wait, where am I?"

"..."

The head looks around.
"Wait, are you some Thrall-damned witch-doctor? Am I just a goddamn head?!"

"...Maybe?"

The head just stares at you, fury slowly growing in the former soldiers eyes. you hold out a small pouch.

"Joo wan some drugs?"

The head begins yelling incoherently, mixing in general profanity, Troll-specific profanity, and even some foreign phrases. That last bit sounded a ta like Dwarvish.

The groaning intensifies. The scent of blood and offal wash over you in a sudden wave.

[Roll to avoid vomiting.]
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Old 09-27-2014, 09:53 PM
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Old 09-28-2014, 10:16 PM
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