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Old 02-25-2016, 02:00 PM
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Never trying new things is a great way to go through life. Can't foresee any problems with that philosophy. Who needs open-minded epicures when you can have developmentally stunted manchildren with the palate of a four-year-old instead?
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Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato. Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The little room of Harry's chest as he walks with his teammates to the opening gate of his first Test of Cribbage. They are a rag-tag group of champions, this bunch, and with Harry, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day. Harry is a world laced with rivers of wizardly blood. He is ready.

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Old 02-25-2016, 02:02 PM
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But you specified the coffee part being good, to which I respond that the quality of coffee matters very little when there is so much other bullshit in there masking it. I say this only out of love and as a friend of fine coffee.

To be clear: a Frappucino is not a coffee. It is a dressed up coffee-flavored dessert beverage. Which is fine, if that's what you like. Just don't go around calling it something it's not.
I am like a coffee populist and can't compete with coffee elitists. I can not resist the Starbucks allure.
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Old 02-25-2016, 02:04 PM
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I am like a coffee populist and can't compete with coffee elitists. I can not resist the Starbucks allure.
You know that beneath that pretty lady on the logo, there's a writhing mass of tentacles? Starbucks is the bad guy from the Little Mermaid. Stop going there. Support local business. Starbucks is the elitist.
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Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato. Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The little room of Harry's chest as he walks with his teammates to the opening gate of his first Test of Cribbage. They are a rag-tag group of champions, this bunch, and with Harry, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day. Harry is a world laced with rivers of wizardly blood. He is ready.
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Old 02-25-2016, 02:05 PM
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You know that beneath that pretty lady on the logo, there's a writhing mass of tentacles? Starbucks is the bad guy from the Little Mermaid. Stop going there. Support local business.
Starbucks is the only coffee on base though.
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Old 02-25-2016, 02:06 PM
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Starbucks is the only coffee on base though.
All I hear is excuses. Didn't expect that from you, of all people! Also, they don't let you leave?
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Old 02-25-2016, 02:07 PM
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Starbucks is the only coffee on base though.
You haven't got a coffee pot?
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Old 02-25-2016, 02:26 PM
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Black plain old filter coffee. At least two cups a day.
You're good but weird chap. Weird, but good.

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Starbucks is the only coffee on base though.
Uncivilised. Excuse me as I pour a super hot and super black cup of coffee.
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Old 02-25-2016, 02:45 PM
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It's one of the lines from Korean pop sensation Psy's hit single Gangnam Style. Roughly translated: I like to drink my coffee hot, I want to drink it in one gulp. I want a girl who likes to drink her coffee hot, I want a girl who drinks her coffee in one gulp.
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Old 02-25-2016, 02:59 PM
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No.

If I'm in dire need of a caffeine boost, I'll stomach it, though I won't enjoy it.
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Old 02-25-2016, 03:25 PM
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Protip: don't get it at a gas station.
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Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato. Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The little room of Harry's chest as he walks with his teammates to the opening gate of his first Test of Cribbage. They are a rag-tag group of champions, this bunch, and with Harry, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day. Harry is a world laced with rivers of wizardly blood. He is ready.
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Old 02-25-2016, 03:37 PM
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Yes. I like mine with butter. It leaves a more fat after taste makes it tastefull and adds fat into the mix.

Espresso house in sweden is fucking expensive.
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Old 02-25-2016, 04:01 PM
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I am actually trying to lower my caffeine intake lately... Down to one or two cups a day as opposed to the regular four or five.
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Old 02-25-2016, 04:19 PM
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I am actually trying to lower my caffeine intake lately... Down to one or two cups a day as opposed to the regular four or five.
Another reason why I avoid it.
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Old 02-25-2016, 05:22 PM
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Black plain old filter coffee. At least two cups a day.
It's alive!!!

Seriously though, welcome back bro.
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Old 02-26-2016, 01:03 AM
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For my own economy's sake I've almost completely stopped drinking coffee. But when I do drink it, I like it the way I like my bottoms; thick n' black.
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Old 02-26-2016, 02:08 AM
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I like my coffee how I like my women.

Big fat titties.
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Old 02-26-2016, 02:47 PM
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I like my coffee how I like my women.

Big fat titties.
I like my coffee strong and black, like my men.
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Old 02-27-2016, 06:20 AM
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I like my coffee like I like my women. Not trying to eat me before coitus.
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Old 02-27-2016, 06:24 AM
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I've got to say, the old "I like my x like I like my y." line is just full of comedic potential.
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Old 02-27-2016, 06:27 AM
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I've got to say, the old "I like my x like I like my y." line is just full of comedic potential.
I was originally going to go with "at least 60% water," which I think would have worked better, but then I remembered my phylum.
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Old 02-27-2016, 06:36 AM
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I was originally going to go with "at least 60% water," which I think would have worked better, but then I remembered my phylum.
I enjoy a little absurdity in my metaphors.
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Old 02-27-2016, 06:48 AM
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I like my coffee like I like my women: Made from actual human.
I like my coffee like I like my women: Three times a day.
I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in milk foam
I like my coffee like I like my women: as a liquid
I like my coffee like I like my men: Ready-to-go, all night long
I like my coffee like I like my women: with daily variation
I like my coffee like I like my women: As in I like both of them
I like my coffee like I like my humans: capable of inflicting mild burns if not handled properly
I like my coffee like I like my women: genetically engineered
I like my women like I like my coffee: made by someone else
I like my coffee like I like my men: deep inside me

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Old 02-27-2016, 07:27 AM
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I can't make myself drink it without milk and sugar. Call me a weakling but I'm way too used to sweets to be able to appreciate bitter stuff like simple coffee.
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Old 02-27-2016, 08:10 AM
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I like my coffee like I like my women: cold and bitter.


My morning cup of Joe (can you spot the bonus Warlock?)
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Old 02-27-2016, 08:27 AM
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Hate coffee.

Except Turkish. Which is odd.
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