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Old 04-13-2014, 09:00 AM
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This is a joke to you?!
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:40 AM
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"Back when Brann was a wee dwarf, we'd constantly catch him lookin' at Explorer's Guild Magazine. Said it was for the articles. Bah, we all knew it was really for the paintings of the tuskarr women!"
I don't know what I want more, explorers guild magazine, or a picture of a female tuskarr.
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Old 04-13-2014, 09:51 AM
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Tradition dictates jokes are usually funny or witty.
"I dont find it funny or witty so it isnt" Keep thinking like that Anansi. You'll progress a lot.
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:08 AM
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"I dont find it funny or witty so it isnt" Keep thinking like that Anansi. You'll progress a lot.
I'm pretty sure he believes he's above progression.
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:09 AM
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I'm pretty sure he believes he's above progression.
Not yet.

I do, however, reserve the right to criticize the shit out of whatever I want.
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:12 AM
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Not yet.

I do, however, reserve the right to criticize the shit out of whatever I want.
I like En Taro Tassadar, consider StarCraft 2 to be better than Brood War, and that the LotR and Hobbit movies to be better than the book versions.
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:16 AM
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I like En Taro Tassadar, consider StarCraft 2 to be better than Brood War, and that the LotR and Hobbit movies to be better than the book versions.
You are literally Hitler.
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Old 04-13-2014, 10:51 AM
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Not yet.

I do, however, reserve the right to criticize the shit out of whatever I want.
Oh really? Good, you'll be my new plaything then. Prepare to be insulted everytime I can, like Yaskah :3
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Old 04-13-2014, 11:52 AM
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"I wanna rock and roll all day, and party every night! We can say that, right? I mean I changed up the words and everything- (telephone ringing) Oh no! Don't pick that up. (Muffled voice on phone) Okay, tell 'em I'm not here."
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Old 04-13-2014, 12:45 PM
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Even Hitler isn't that bad.
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Old 04-13-2014, 03:03 PM
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- Must evolve. Swarm not good enough. Not.
- Perfection. Deep in the core. In strands.
- Pronouns unclear.
- Teammates much to improve. Reanimated tissue. Humanoid-beast hybrids. Inefficient. Unacceptable.
- Work harder. Better. Make faster. Stronger. Evolution never over.
- Perfection goal that always changes. Can pursue, cannot obtain. Similar to Ashbringer.
- Anger product of stress, adrenaline, clicking. No clicking, no anger.
- Design must be simple. Elegant. Implementation less so. Sequences must change. Intent static, product fluid. Always can improve. Stressers reveal flaws, flaws reveal potential. Always improving. Good.
- If evolution product of design, is evolution... evolution? Hmm. Line of thought not productive. Hmm.
- Abilities of organism Abathur well-designed for Alpha. Likely to change. Entity Blizzard notorious for iteration.

Naziba
- I hear you.
- Spirits guide us.
- The spirits speak to me.
- Time to do that voodoo that I do so well.
- I have a PhD in PvP.
- This troll should have stayed away from the voodoo.
- My knee hurts. Bring me my cane. (town portal) "Stay awhile and listen." No, not you!
- What? Noo. I have not been licking toads. Why would you think that? (toad croaks) Hush you!
- I have to keep ahead. What? What do you mean "of the game"? No, I just need to keep a head. See, right here. (thud) A head!
- Unless you are on a Sanctuary, Heaven or Hell-approved HMO or PPO, I can not make house calls. Though, I can give you this. (frog ribbits)
- Frogs don't give you warts... but this will! (jar thrown, glass breaks)
- That's a bad cough you've got there, you should call a docto-ohh. What can I do for you?
- Which doctor? This doctor.
- My mother tells everyone her son's a witch doctor. "Do you know how many years of schooling you have to go through to become a witch doctor? And then the application process is a nightmare."

Nova
- Nova here.
- Don't have all day.
- No, I am not Kerrigan... and if I had my own game, you'd know that.
- A Ghost's first and best weapon is her mind. Everything else is supplemental.
- If they're not dead, it's just because I haven't killed them yet.
- What can I say? I do have the best equipment.
- Watch where you're clicking! I'm not just some piece of assassin.
- You ever hear the one about the... is that a nuclear launch I detect, or are you just glad to see me?
- Well all day long at Ghost Academy, all I hear is how great Sarah is at this, or how wonderful Kerrigan did at that. Kerrigan, Kerrigan, Kerrigan!
- One shot, center mass. Pew.
- Boo.
- You think you have issues with your parents? Clearly you haven't heard my story.
- I can't believe I made out with Tosh. Wait, was I mind-wiped in that manga? I always forget.
- Blondes have more fun! See? So fun!

Raynor
- This is Jimmy.
- Alright, sell me.
- Don't mess with Mar Sara.
- Yippee-ki-yay.
- I never look for trouble but it always seems to find me. Usually in a bar.
- It's funny, I ain't been a marshal for years, but I always feels like there's a magistrate lookin' over my shoulder.
- Wh-he-hell, ooh, what is it about girls with dreads?
- I find that whenever I've got a split decision in my life, the first option is usually the canonically correct one.
- Well, I'm bored. Who needs something kicked into overdrive?
- When the goin' gets tough, well the tough... call on the good old Hyperion and blast the hell out of everything!
- 'scuse me, gettin' a little dry over here.
- So, you ever hear what happens when you play StarCraft backwards? I get my Vulture back, I get my girl back, my planet isn't glassed by the Protoss and things are peachy keen.
- Startin' to miss my jukebox.
- (singing) Shotgun... Zerg... you got a Zerg and a shotgun, and I'm bringing 'em home to you.
- (music) Hey, is that Liberty Rock? Yeah! Well, turn it up man!

Sgt. Hammer
- Need somethin' blown up?
- Speak up!
- WHAT? I AM BEING QUIET! THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK!
- What is your major malfunction?
- I just love the smell of napalm... well, pretty much any time.
- Siege tank, siege tank roll. Roll tank roll.
- Tank you sir, may I have another?
- Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em! Well you can't touch this, because I am too legit to quit!
- Now you better pray, because here comes the hammer!
- I just realized - I don't even know where the escape hatch is on this thing! There is an escape hatch, right? Right? Hello?
- The sieeege tank. Soon I'll be firing my giant gun.
- Ohhh man, it's time to dispense some indiscriminate justice.
- Still can't quit you, siege tank. (kiss)
- What is your major malfunction? Stop clicking already!
- What, you got butter in your ears or something?
- Let me guess, you thought Sgt. Hammer was going to be a man. Joke's on you, bucko.

Sonya
- Why do you bother me?
- Choose your next words carefully.
- I swear, the next person who names me Barbie on Battle.net gets an axe to the forehead.
- Bul-Kathos, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one will remember why we fight, or why we die. All that matters is that five stood against five. I ask you, grant me one request. Improve my MMR! If you do not listen, then to hell with you!
- Let's see, crush enemies, done. Drive them before me, of course. Hear the lamentations of their women... let's skip that one.
- You! Death by snu snu!
- Blondes may have more fun, but redheads are more fun.
- Gingers do have souls, okay?
- I keep killing, but no loot comes out. This game makes no sense.
- Ever have that nightmare where you're at work in your underwear? That's me, every day.
- If I ever find out who invented the chainmail bikini, I'm going to punch their jaw off their face.
- Once in my many travels, a pig of a man told me to make him a sandwich. So I sliced him nice and thin.

Stitches
- What we do?
- Can Stitches play now?
- Abercrombie & Stitch, my favorite clothes!
- Me gift for Darkshire! Huh? Where Darkshire go?
- Me from best nation on Azeroth: abomination!
- Hahaha... oh! Sides split!
- Not fat! Big boned!
- Me got more guts than anyone! There's this one, and this one... oh, me not know what this one is.
- Get in my belly!
- Looky looky, me got hooky!

Tychus
- I am a bad, bad man.
- So, you gonna bark all day?
- Stick your hand in the cage, and you just might lose it.
- Steppin' all over my last nerve, kiddo.
- Yeah, I ain't much of a team player. 'specially when there's cow-men, zombies and other weird crap like that involved.
- You know, they could at least let me out of this suit between matches. Startin' to stink in here! Yuck! Smells like liverwurst and tobacco.
- Heh heh, yeah, I love it when... oh, (beep), (beep)ing cigar fell in the (beep), oh, oh, (beep)! Wait, okay, it's out... (sniff, sniff) Whew, nothin' got burned. It's alright everybody, just calm down.
- They say odd objects attract gunfire... and that red team sure looks pretty odd to me.
- Here's how this is gonna work. I spray, you pray.
- It's like they always say - you can't fix stupid.
- Friendly fire... ain't.
- You ever been inside a barracks? Let's just say there's a reason most marines would rather die than go back in there.
- (snoring) I love you mama... (snoring) Mama... (grunting) Hey, didn't anyone ever tell you to let sleeping dogs lie?!
- So what's the deal with this Nexus place? We just fight each forever?

Tyrael
- Greetings, mortal.
- What do you need?
- I'm sorry, did you say something? I was busy thinking about justice.
- Be warned mortal, you never know what your curiosity might unleash.
- FOOL! You have just ensured the doom of this world! You cannot even begin to imagine what you set in motion this day! Ahahahaha... only kidding. I miss saying things like that.
- Just because I'm an immortal doesn't mean I want to wait around forever.
- If I had a face, I'd be glaring at you right now.
- In Heaven, everything is fine.
- You can always tell an angel is happy when their wings flutter.
- Perfect gem activated!
- You're quite proficient at clicking. Diablo III might be right up your alley.
- Every time a bell rings, a suit of armor manifests as the physical representation of an angel's wings.

Valla
- Hated must be tempered by discipline.
- As long as this world is plagued by demons, my hunt will continue.
- If you hunt demons long enough, the demons hunt you.
- My training never prepared me for all this... poking.
- Are you quite done? You never touch the night elf demon hunters like that.
- Hm, you lack discipline.
- Not enough hatred. Just kidding, I hate you a bunch right now.
- (musical ringtone) Hello? Who is this? I don't know any "Darkness". Look, I think you've got the wrong demon hunter. Yeah. Yeah, good bye.
- Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting demons. Hmhm.

Zeratul
- Yes, Executor?
- I serve the Xel'Naga.
- Scythes are nice, but I prefer cloak and dagger.
- You'd be surprised how easy it is to sneak aboard a spaceship.
- Blink and you'll miss me. Get it, because that's the power I have, is blink? Humans - you know, never mind.
- (sneezing) Wait, what just happened? How did I do that?
- Speak slowly and carry a large warp blade.
- I should use my abilities to attack enemy heroes. Also, I should investigate why I talk to myself so much.
- I bear grave tidings. Not really, I just like saying that.
- Darkness is my ally... but we keep it casual. The Void is a jealous mistress.
- The prophecy foretells of the chosen one, one who will bring balance to the fo-oh, ho, woah, this is the wrong prophecy. That was a close one, we almost got sued there.
- Human anatomy is so perplexing. I mean, with only one opposable digit, how would you even hold your thylar?
- The shadows writhe around me. Ugh, it's kind of disgusting actually. Does anyone know how to get them to stop?

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Old 04-13-2014, 03:14 PM
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- The shadows ride around me. Ugh, it's kind of disgusting actually. Does anyone know how to get them to stop?
its writhe.
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Old 04-13-2014, 03:45 PM
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Thanks a bunch everyone, and egrem for finishing all transcripts.

There might be two more on Tuesday. Brightwing and another Hero will be introduced in a patch on April 15th.
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Darkness jokes! Everywhere! Hilarious.
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