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Old 07-31-2015, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Hammerbrew View Post
My sides are in orbit.
>One day later.
>"The investors have made good on their promising, my CEO. Their money is pouring in. The way ahead is clear."
>"We drive for GamesCon."
>"And we will own it. The analyses have shown me FF14's website burning. You will receive the bonus that is yours by right."
>Adjusting his tie, a still angry Morhaime barges past Bobby.
>They enter the meeting room. Blizzard are preparing their GamesCon announcement.
>Kosak approaches Morhaime
>"Prepare to form up."
>"Tell me..."
>The playerbase. Many unsubscribed before dawn."
>"...How many?"
>"Nearly half. All the Twitch streamers, with all the Twitter followers."
>Bobby looks visibly and uncharacteristically distressed.
>An intern approaches the three
>"Speak up. Can't be worse than a sub loss."
>The intern looks upset.
>The intern leads Morhaime and Samwise to an office.
>It's Holinka's.
>Morhaime's eyes go wide, as he sees a resignation letter upon the desk of an empty office.
>"Take his name down..."
>Another intern talks to Kosak, who approaches Morhaime.
>"Boss. Bobby Kotick was just seen driving out of HQ."
>Morhaime looks stunned for a few moments, before marching out the door.
>"Get the staff into formation. Onto GamesCon."
Originally Posted by Feltongue View Post
you're the edgemaster 9000 with the leet memes who's close second to Gurzog in shitposting.
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Old 07-31-2015, 11:51 AM
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Brevity is the soul of wit.

-some old fart
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Old 08-04-2015, 04:27 PM
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Chris Metzen stands at the top of a hotel in France, smoking a cigarette with a glass of wine nearby. His wife looks to him. He looks back. She asks, ‘Coming to bed?’. He let’s out a rough chuckle, inhaling from his cigarette and watching as the sun sets over the Eiffel Tower. She frowns. “What is it this time? ”
He finished his glass of wine and looks outward, speaking in wistful monotone. “I dreamed of orcs again last night.”
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Old 08-04-2015, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Grimtale View Post
Fucking Epic :X
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Old 08-05-2015, 04:38 AM
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Old 10-19-2015, 08:23 PM
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People used to joke about how long it took for blizzard to bring out expansions and games.

Burning Crusade had a delayed release.

WoD was an obvious unfinished project released ahead of schedule.

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Old 10-19-2015, 09:47 PM
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