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Spam and Cheese 3 18.75%
Purrito 1 6.25%
Spammetti Bolognese 2 12.50%
Spam Musubi 1 6.25%
Chicken Tikka Spamala 2 12.50%
Pizza Spammerita 3 18.75%
Chili con Spam 1 6.25%
Bloody Spammy 1 6.25%
Spalmond Milk 1 6.25%
Spammer Kebab 1 6.25%
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:32 PM
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Dithon1 that is gross.
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:32 PM
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whats that?
A kidney stone.
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:34 PM
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A kidney stone.
but that's just by waste in the kidneys, couldn't that happen with just water?
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:36 PM
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:43 PM
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but that's just by waste in the kidneys, couldn't that happen with just water?
Dehydration (you probably are even if you don't feel like it) is the primary cause. Next to that is the constant intake of excess refined sugars, sodium, high fructose corn syrup, ect.
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:46 PM
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Dehydration (you probably are even if you don't feel like it) is the primary cause. Next to that is the constant intake of excess refined sugars, sodium, high fructose corn syrup, ect.
If your pee isn't crystal clear you are dehydrated.
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:57 PM
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What do people here think of the US Coast Guard?
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:57 PM
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I think Sarah is acting a bit different than she was before. A lot funnier.
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:58 PM
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What do people here think of the US Coast Guard?
They have boring uniforms.
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Old 01-31-2015, 02:58 PM
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If your pee isn't crystal clear you are dehydrated.
Heh.
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Old 01-31-2015, 03:00 PM
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They're those guys who didn't get robots in Iron Man 2, right?
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Old 01-31-2015, 03:01 PM
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I think Sarah is acting a bit different than she was before. A lot funnier.
That's not a weird thing to say.
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Old 01-31-2015, 05:26 PM
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The US Coast Guard's actually done a lot, though sometimes under the Navy umbrella. Recently they've had ships and personnel called into the Middle East, so they're as worthy of respect as any other branch.

(Note: Being worthy of respect doesn't give you a free pass from good-natured mockery.)
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Old 01-31-2015, 05:47 PM
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Can anyone give me an idea for a relationship advice

I have a plan that might involve seeing or going out with two women and later dumping the one that I like less. What's the best way to do that?
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Old 01-31-2015, 05:58 PM
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Old 01-31-2015, 06:23 PM
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I have a plan that might involve seeing or going out with two women and later dumping the one that I like less. What's the best way to do that?
Step one. Go to a mirror.
Step two. Punch yourself in the face as hard as you can.
Step three. Give yourself a thumbs-up.
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Old 01-31-2015, 06:35 PM
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I mean

that's dating

just don't be a dick about it
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Old 01-31-2015, 06:48 PM
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Wow. That's so scummy I think it actually wraps around and becomes respectable again.
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Old 02-01-2015, 04:13 AM
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I think you have the right of it.
The achievement of an idea or concept is it's own reward, and the marketplace of ideas should be one of free exchange, and not barter and purchase. Neither are ideas inherent to the cultures they originated with.

The entire argument of the lobbyist movement to stop piracy is a moral one, intellectual propriety as a concept only exists because it's being profited off.

You're faced with a fair few on that subreddit that are taking your explanation far too literally though.
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Old 02-01-2015, 04:39 AM
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I have a plan that might involve seeing or going out with two women and later dumping the one that I like less. What's the best way to do that?
Try scoring a threesome.
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Old 02-01-2015, 05:34 AM
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If all the sitcoms where something like this came up are any indication, there's no way that it'll end well for you.

But still: Obviously you don't want them to find out about eachother and what you're currently doing with them. So you've gotta be careful about what you do and what you say. Don't say stuff that contradicts eachother. If you have to lie (which you probably have to), choose lies that are believable, yet simple. Don't get into too much detail.

Also, wear sunglasses or something else to protect your eyes, since you'll probably get pepper sprayed by atleast one of them.

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Old 02-01-2015, 08:24 AM
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Are you feeling down? Is your world all gritty and dark? Is life too serious for you?

It sounds like you're stuck in the 80s.

But fear not, for salvation is here. Prepare for bright colour schemes in green, pink and yellow. Prepare for irony and sarcasm at every turn. Prepare for the decadent 90s.

Click me!
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Old 02-01-2015, 08:35 AM
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That feeling when you've heard of next to none of the songs on the playlist...
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Old 02-01-2015, 08:41 AM
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