They're both autistic.

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…how?

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Symmetra is heavily implied to be autistic from her comic. I'm not sure about Hanzo, though.

Symmetra and Junkrat's an oddly popular ship that I don't like too much.

It's because they're opposites and I also am not a fan of that ship.

I honestly don't think Symmetra would be romantic with any of the current characters.

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Y'all really gotta get out more.

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"Forgetting is like a wound. The wound may heal but it has already left a scar."

"Where do you think we are?"

Pretty accurate tbh.

That is so true I don't know if I should laugh or physically gag.

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And a beautiful young woman.

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>Is the actual guy from the Navy Seal copypasta

My sides.

http://imgur.com/gallery/3Bj9W

I bet you shippers ship people irl too.

All the memes

https://imgur.com/gallery/4VoW8

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DR. ZIEGLER, I'M CIA

I'm not even sorry.

Edit: Some bug pics, my fucking sides are beyond orbit.

Hanzo player got behind me on Gibraltar. Literally could not hit me from a meter away with my back turned to him and had to resort to Scattershot. Promptly raged when we Lucio/Mercy combo'ed him next round as Hammer will attest.

Glorious.

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...........Uhh, do you guys play on EU servers by any chance? Because just today I played matches with two friends of mine (one of them on Gibraltar) where a Soldier 76 got salty at my buddy (playing Hanzo) and accused him of exactly this.

Well, this is awkward.

We do.

That said, if this was the same game we're talking about, Dru wasn't abusive or anything.

Can't remember if that was the same game with the McCree on the enemy team talking shit about my Turrents, while he had said Hanzo literally doing nothing when he didn't have Scatter Arrow up.

Either way: Hanzo is cancer. Genji is annoying but good players are needed to make him shine so I can forgive that, but not that cancerous Arrow spamming fuck.

Yep, that was the game.

I gotta say, it's pretty funny seeing the difference between perspectives at play here. Drusus said we where raging, when we both were in Team Speak and being amused how you guys seemed to be super salty for nor real reason.

I don't usually talk in this game unless someone talks to me, unless they are berating me then I just ignore them. I usually join up with family/friends and just talk to them in a private chat. Who would want to talk to strangers?

In fairness, I didn't see the thing Dru mentioned, I was more aiming my salt at that trash talking moron McCree, who was garbage himself (which amused me) but when the guy has a Hanzo spamming Scatter Arrows on his team, well yeah. Amusing.

Hanzo is the one Hero that I legit get angry dying to, because half of the time, it's blind fucking luck due to his retardly generous/buggy hitbox. As if that's not bad enough, you then get Scatter Arrow which is literally "No Skill, Free Kill" if used in a small area. And we top it off with that fucking Ult.

Yeah, the McCree was pretty garbo. Spoke only in capslock to us as well. Actually our whole team was lackluster, which is sad because the night before we had an amazing winstreak. Guess matchmaking really wanted us to stay at that 50/50.

I get the Hanzo hate (though with me it has more progressed to Sniper hate), I was just amused that of all the people, it were the Torbjörn and the Soldier 76 that were complaining about that.

I wasn't really raging. I just died from behind, watched the reply, which involves him scaling the back of the hut, took two shots at my back from a meter away as I strafed a little, missed both, and promptly used Scattershot to kill me. It was such an hilariously bad performance I just HAD to comment on it. Promptly missiled him in the back in the same way (albeit without missing). I don't usually trash talk, but I make a special exception for Hanzo players, who are universally shit. If he just put an arrow in my back when I wasn't looking then fair enough, but it was so awful I got such a chuckle out of it.

Then he began trashing my playing 76 as 'aimbotting' which is hilarious, when it's one of the lengthier ultimate's to charge and "I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS..." is a universal scream for anybody with sense to DUCK AND COVER. McCree's ultimate is even worse for it. Worst part was when Reiny set up a Ultimate on about five of the enemy as I hit my Ult, and some moronic Pharah used a knock-back to send everybody flying away on about 5% health before I could kill more than two and saved them. The second time I got my Ult up and in a decent position the enemy massed their Ult's which seems to be a reoccurring trend whenever I pop it.

I usually play Mercy, so playing as Lucio was a weird experience. Come to think of it, playing with a Mercy who knows what a damage boost is was a slightly weird experience unto itself.

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Nah man, that was me. And it wasn't even really trashing, it was one douchy snark aimed at you because frankly, you were being pretty damn salty because...that one time, Hanzo snuck behind you, kinda fucked up and used an ability to kill you? I mean, really? You even gave us the "Psh, nothing personal, kid" line at the end.

I know stuff like that can make you salty, I get salty all the time because of stupid shit but sometimes you just gotta learn to chill out a bit.

I hate playing Lucio. It just doesn't feel like you're doing much when you play him.

I ship you and Rotal if that counts~

Lúcio's great every 12 seconds with more than just one other person around that needs healing. You feel absolutely useless when there's a non-Zarya tank that's at critical health because of how slow it takes to get them back up, though.

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