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Old 09-09-2014, 08:46 PM
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What vile sorcery is this? And I say that as a vile sorcerer myself!

Madness this is, a concoction that can only bring about the ruin of my soon to be kingdom.

Why, if I weren't so disgusted, I'd almost be impressed with you little shitlings.

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/arbys...ain-1627010091

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Old 09-09-2014, 09:05 PM
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It's not that secret. I just drove through Kansas, and the only thing that was in that state was a wide spot in the road where they had a couple truck stops and an Arby's. The Meat Mountain was on a giant cardboard promotional display near the front door. And because I had to sustain my body though the eons required to cross the Great Grass Sea of Kansas, I of course purchased 3 of them and a large order of mozzarella sticks.
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Old 09-09-2014, 09:05 PM
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:40 AM
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:43 AM
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:58 AM
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See it's disgusting obscenities like this that go hand-in-hand with the "Fat Pride" bullshit which make me actively dislike obese people in that kind of culture.
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Old 09-10-2014, 06:31 AM
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It's not that secret. I just drove through Kansas, and the only thing that was in that state was a wide spot in the road where they had a couple truck stops and an Arby's. The Meat Mountain was on a giant cardboard promotional display near the front door. And because I had to sustain my body though the eons required to cross the Great Grass Sea of Kansas, I of course purchased 3 of them and a large order of mozzarella sticks.
What part of Kansas did you drive through? Guessing from the great grass sea bit, that you were on I-70. If so, you drove right past me and didn't even wave
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Old 09-10-2014, 06:34 AM
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What vile sorcery is this? And I say that as a vile sorcerer myself!

Madness this is, a concoction that can only bring about the ruin of my soon to be kingdom.

Why, if I weren't so disgusted, I'd almost be impressed with you little shitlings.

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/arbys...ain-1627010091
Pfff, don't act all high and mighty with me. I saw an episode of Ultimate Spider-man where you transformed Spidey into a pig, and your Asgardian buddies were going to eat him in a grand feast if you caught him.

You don't get to preach.
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Old 09-10-2014, 06:39 AM
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Pfff, don't act all high and mighty with me. I saw an episode of Ultimate Spider-man where you transformed Spidey into a pig, and your Asgardian buddies were going to eat him in a grand feast if you caught him.

You don't get to preach.
Well, polymorphic cannibalism is one thing, but this monstrosity is quite another!
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Old 09-10-2014, 07:11 AM
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What vile sorcery is this? And I say that as a vile sorcerer myself!

Madness this is, a concoction that can only bring about the ruin of my soon to be kingdom.

Why, if I weren't so disgusted, I'd almost be impressed with you little shitlings.
Looks like a light snack for Volstagg.
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